chub it out

Upon a disagreement between two men. Its when two guys stick penis tips together, the first guy who gets a chub loses and is gay

Man 1: Football is the best sport in the world.

Man 2: No way, hockey is way better.

Man 1: I challenge you to chub it out.

Man 2: I accept.

(Chub out commences and Man 1 produces a slight boner first.)

Therefore Man 1 is wrong and is also gay.

by man 3 September 16, 2013

Homo Chub

A male's erection resulting from being attracted to another man.

Yo Johnny Boy, I got a homo chub just from looking at Alec's ass in those pants.

by EverydaySausageShufflin'' November 12, 2016

Chub

A reaction to unexpected bad news.

Teacher: "Guess what class? Hope you studied over the weekend...POP QUIZ!!"

Class: What the CHUB!!

by T-money AKA DJ TJ November 3, 2013

Dub Chub

Noun: A massive erection achieved from the filthies whomp making bass sex to one's ears.

"Bro, have you heard the new Bassnectar set?"

"Ya, dawg. I might need to call a doctor because I've had a relentless dub chub for the past hour."

by Porter Robinson September 13, 2011

Chub Hole

Another word for anus



Derived from "chub" meaning "fat"

-"Oh i'm such a sad chub"

"I once drove my friend down to ilinois without him knowing my real intentions, which was of course to get him drunk and let him fuck my chub hole"

by Boobers July 1, 2005

Chub Flubbler

The act of placing ones partially erected penis between the butt cheeks of another person, in similar fashion to the way a hotdog rests loosely inside a bun, then farting upon the penis.

"Sometimes, when my junk is cold and I am too drunk to get it all the way up at the same time, a good Chub Flubbler is just what i need".

by Echo-allstar April 28, 2011

tub chub

fat that gathers around your armpit, most noticible when wearing things such as tube tops.

My sister poked at my tub chub and told me i needed to hit the gym more often.

by lalalalallalalalalala June 7, 2005