ChristianDave

A Duck YouTuber that Simps for a Shark And A Goat

ChristianDave is always sus in VC's

by MinecraftProPVP123YT March 17, 2022

Starkville Christian School

Literally hell on earth. If you went to the trash heap of an educational facility I feel sincerely sorry for you. When people think about this school, all they think about are terrible sports, annoying people, and self-righteous, ego maniacs that have to make up lies to feel good about themselves. That place is horrifying. I cannot think of a more appropriate word. Abysmal. Remedial. Ignoramic. I feel sick to my stomach simply writing this definition.

Person 1: "Where do you go?"

Person 2: "Starkville Christian School..."
Person 3: "I am so sorry, but I can no longer be friends with you."

by StrudelCutie427 June 6, 2015

hooligan Christian

She told me that my dick's not very long
So I wrote this song, so you can sing along
Errybody knows why I've been gone
'Cause she thought I had a big schlong
We need some medication (Bitch)
A little dedication
This shit's too real
My meat's so tiny they only let me order Happy Meals (Go)

Verse 1: Hooligan Christian
Hooligan Christian (Brrr)
Walking down the halls (Woo, woo)
Dick so small (Okay), piss all on my balls (Ouch, ouch)
I can't tell if I'm hard or soft (Yeah)
She says I'm great like the Chinese wall (Ching-chong)
Your girlfriend wanna take all of my pants off (Okay, okay)
I said hell nah, bitch, just get your hands off (Okay, okay)
Ah shit, drippin' like a faucet
Go to the bank, make a deposit (Woo)
Negative 32 bucks in my wallet, but back to the topic
Walk it or talk it

Verse 2: Dylan Polley
Suckin' my dick in the bathroom the bitch wanna suck on my nut
Eating that booty like pudding and riding this dick till I bust (Ayy, ayy)
She said she tasting my sauce, ayy (Sauce)
She said she sucking my balls, ayy

Feeling her love for my closet, ayy
She making my dick fall off, ayy
Making my dick fall off, yeah
Come and jump off of my cock, yeah
My boys and we got small cocks, yeah
Condom is gonna fall off, bitch
Filling me up and I'm slowing it down and that bitch wanna give me the crown (Crown)
Fucking it up and I got a small dick in that bitch and it's making her frown (Bitch)

Chorus: Coope
She told me that my dick's not very long

Hooligan Christian is steezy kane's homie

by Ozzy The Gamer Dog October 29, 2020

The Awake Christian

The incredibly awesome youtube channel, known for classic songs such as "Jesus and hentai" "Trans people disstrack" and videos such as "Fortnite is satanic"

Hey dude, did you see the awake christians latest video on youtube?

by GamingSociety April 4, 2020

Christian Driver

A driver who stops to let people out of side turns and slows down so people may exiting parking lots without having to wait for a lull in traffic.

Christian Driver slows down, motions with hand.
Other Driver: Oh kewl, he is letting me in.

by diemunkiesdie August 9, 2006

Christian tramp stamp

This is a form of lower back tattoo increasingly adopted by professed Christian young women in some urban areas as a means of displaying their religious faith and commitment. Specifically, the Cross, the Rock of Ages, the Holy Bible, and the "WWJD" acronym have become more prevalent as a substitution for the usual "ass antlers" or flowers. This type of tattoo, erstwise identified with girls or women of loose morals, has become increasingly chosen as an alternative religious statement by Godly Christian women as a visible religious statement. Obviously, the wearer must be moderate in her choice of swimwear, not erring by choosing too-brief bikinis (but the 1960's style swimsuits are generally regarded as acceptable) or jeans that ride too low.

We must applaud the sincerity and religious fervor of these women who have chosen Christian tramp stamps to convey the Good News.

by Chili Dog Echo January 9, 2009

Modesto Christian

A private school in modesto known for recruiting athletes, mainly basketball players, throughout the central valley that enjoys beating up on small schools and losing to teams of equal or slightly worst talent.

Modesto Christian has 3 players on their team going to D 1 schools, another playing small college ball, and one of the top freshman in the nation i think its guanteed they will win division 4 state title.

Don't get too excited they lost to Branson a team comprised of less talented white guys that actually plays defense.

by Modestoian October 9, 2009