An interesting term used for goat herders found in Africa. These hard workers have to learn to avoid the likes of cheetahs, hyenas, rhinos, irresponsible dick robbers, and spear hunters. The first letter of each will spell Chris. Sadly, it also applies to the slops of shit found in the rest of the world. Call someone a Chris, and they know they are going to have an all around shitty day.
Bobby Earl: Well shit on me mang, all of a sudden I’m just like a Chris. My girlfriend slapped my sack, I lost my money to the cock fights, my neighbor’s goat ate my wife's pansy’s, my car decided to catch fire and burn a house down, and something gave me awful diarrhea with blood.
Johnnie Beaver: Ha ha ha ha, you goat herder chris.
Bobby Earl: Fuck you.
Johnnie Beaver: Ha ha ha ha, you goat herder chris.
Bobby Earl: Fuck you.
by ass_monkey July 21, 2008
Get the Chrismug. HIS NAME IS CHRIS
HE'S NOT ALL THAT BLISSED
ALL HE DOES IS SIT ON HIS ASS
HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLASS
CHRIS LIVES UNDER THE OVER PASS
ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE THAT GRASS
IF YOU'RE TALKING SMACK
DON'T EXPECT HIM TO TALK BACK
HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND
IT'S LIKE HIS DICK JUST HIT A DEAD END
THERE'S COBWEBS IN HIS PANTS
THE ONLY ONE WHO TOUCHES HIM IS HIS AUNT
HE WEARS THE SAME UNDERWEAR
SO BEWARE
IT MAY STINK A BIT
HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SHIT
CHRIS MAY NOT EVEN HAVE PEAN
DOESN'T THAT SEEM OBSCENE?
HIS BEST FRIEND IS HIS SISTER
WHO IN ACTUALLITY IS A MISTER
HE'S SO DAMN UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS
HE LOOKS LIKE A STUPID MAKE SHIFT CLOWN
HIS DICK IS SO SMALL
HE ENDS UP PISSIN ON HIS BALLS
OUR STORY IS COMING AN END
JUST MAKING SURE YOU CAN COMPREHEND
NEVER TALK TO CHRIS
OR ELSE YOU'LL GET CYSTS
I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE
HE'S REALLY NO ONE TO ADMIRE
HE'S NOT ALL THAT BLISSED
ALL HE DOES IS SIT ON HIS ASS
HE CERTAINLY DOESN'T HAVE ANY CLASS
CHRIS LIVES UNDER THE OVER PASS
ALL HE DOES IS SMOKE THAT GRASS
IF YOU'RE TALKING SMACK
DON'T EXPECT HIM TO TALK BACK
HE HASN'T HAD A GIRLFRIEND
IT'S LIKE HIS DICK JUST HIT A DEAD END
THERE'S COBWEBS IN HIS PANTS
THE ONLY ONE WHO TOUCHES HIM IS HIS AUNT
HE WEARS THE SAME UNDERWEAR
SO BEWARE
IT MAY STINK A BIT
HE ALWAYS SMELLS LIKE SHIT
CHRIS MAY NOT EVEN HAVE PEAN
DOESN'T THAT SEEM OBSCENE?
HIS BEST FRIEND IS HIS SISTER
WHO IN ACTUALLITY IS A MISTER
HE'S SO DAMN UGLY HE LOOKS LIKE HE HAS DOWNS
HE LOOKS LIKE A STUPID MAKE SHIFT CLOWN
HIS DICK IS SO SMALL
HE ENDS UP PISSIN ON HIS BALLS
OUR STORY IS COMING AN END
JUST MAKING SURE YOU CAN COMPREHEND
NEVER TALK TO CHRIS
OR ELSE YOU'LL GET CYSTS
I HOPE HE DIES IN A FIRE
HE'S REALLY NO ONE TO ADMIRE
by Cupcaek Zombie January 29, 2010
Get the Chrismug. 1. n. something that is done to perfection; especially pertaining to grades in school
2. adj. describing something or some one that exells intellectually; extremely nerdy beyond reason
3. v. the action of acing something pertaining to grades
4. n. the kid who actually does the homework; a person who runs to class over 15 minutes early
2. adj. describing something or some one that exells intellectually; extremely nerdy beyond reason
3. v. the action of acing something pertaining to grades
4. n. the kid who actually does the homework; a person who runs to class over 15 minutes early
1. Wow dude, dont pull a Chris!
2. He's so Chris, he studied for the CSAP's, so now they'e called the Chris-SAP's.
3. Man, I just Chrised that test by cheating off Chris!
4. God, Chris was walkin' to class, I blinked, I missed him.
2. He's so Chris, he studied for the CSAP's, so now they'e called the Chris-SAP's.
3. Man, I just Chrised that test by cheating off Chris!
4. God, Chris was walkin' to class, I blinked, I missed him.
by pdgtorrdswkg19 January 6, 2008
Get the Chrismug. Someone who loves to get drunk, because they think it makes them cool. Also stalks girls who hate already hate them because he is in love with them. Overall creepy.
Person #1: Chris is so stupid, he thinks he's cool because he has a drink in his hand.
Person #2: He just looks stupid.
Person #2: He just looks stupid.
by biscuits45 June 29, 2009
Get the Chrismug. Chris is a cheating whore, who is in large beleif, that all he may create, is ritchiousnes. He is found to be very skinny, and more feminane than Any other man. You can easily see him in girls clothing, and there isn't any doubt in any ones mind, that he finds this "Fabulous". This person is NOT, to be permitted with awesome hair, or the preference of a certain Spartan. If found doing both, should be jumped. Beware, he wants you up the ass.
by Scottie/Chrissy's posey June 2, 2011
Get the Chrismug. by Jesse McCloskey November 11, 2008
Get the Chrismug. Someone who is a loser, lives a life of lies. Has done everything and anything in the world, but really hasn’t accomplished anything in life. A waste of air and space.
by Tattooedbitch December 24, 2019
Get the Chrismug.