Onion Chopper

An onion chopper is a person who constantly posts emotional, tear-jerker type videos or articles on social media, usually for cheap likes or upvotes. Term comes from people commenting “Someone’s chopping onions over here...”

Did you see Karen’s post about the dog who died saving their master from a fire? She’s such an onion chopper.

by Ssdgm6677 August 23, 2018

chopper floss

Pube stuck in teeth after oral sex.

Whoa, after Gloria went down on Esmerelda, she came up with some major chopper floss.

by Mindy Mop Job August 16, 2008

Get to the chopper

Walk into your room nuked and say get to the chopper in a Arnold Schwarzenegger voice

Hey babe get to the chopper

by Hi13425 September 28, 2021

Chopper’s Block

A common phenomenon among consistent chop-enthusiasts involving losing a train of thought or forgetting any and all vocabulary skills after snapping a bowl

Damn bro that last bowl gave me a case of Chopper’s Block

by YoungSkooby November 09, 2022

sausage chopper

adj. when a female is on top during intercourse but because of a lacking of rhythm she folds your dick in half.

She is good in bed but I can't let her be on top cause she is a real sausage chopper.

by Super Steve May 17, 2017

chopper strike

When a bloke hits you in the face with his knob, the man obviously plays too much call of duty and wants to continue his gaming life into the real world

She wasn't going all the way so I decided to give her a chopper strike to show her who's boss

by Tsaftsaf June 08, 2014

chip chopper

One that chips the chop. Takes on projects in small parts sometimes unaware of the big picture.

Joe is a rock steady chip chopper. He really chips the chop.

by stderr November 14, 2003