champagne shirley

an old lady stripper. could be your grandmother when she tells you she's going to bingo.

man, check out that champagne shirley over there. she's way too old to be doing that (stripping, or anything else younger girls look better doing) i'd still fuck her though...

by whitemomlovzrap April 24, 2014

chompin at the bits

Extremely ecstatic to do something

I'm really chompin at the bits to go snowboarding.

by DoomMonkey December 15, 2015

Chomp on the squiddie

When you intentionally bite down on the lips of a vagina.

Yo did you chomp on the squiddie with that girl last night?

by Shnipe July 23, 2016

CHAMPAGNE VIBEZ

When all you exes are in a relationship, and all you have is the blues and cancelled dates.

"Damn I wish she didn't cancel getting CHAMPAGNE VIBEZ for real".

by Vibezzz July 25, 2017

Chimpanzee hairline

When a guys hairline is just above his eyebrows. Also called a onehead or a two-year, depending on how close the hairline comes to touching the eyebrows. Usually a guy with a chimp hairline has round or circular ears that stick out straight from the side of his head.

That Justin kid has a chimpanzee hairline. I don't even think he has half a forehead.

by Solid Mantis June 23, 2018

Chomp Dick

A very rare occasion that people with the first name "Tyler" get. This happens when a girl is giving you head and she bites down on your dick. Recently, Tyler Waldron has suffered from this. F's in the chat.

My name is Tyler Waldron and I received CHOMP DICK.

by Rubber.69 August 28, 2018

Chomp thru

Noun. It’s where fat people at any fast food place order lots of food. Slang for drive thru.

Hey let’s order lots of food in chomp thru!

by B-rizzle December 3, 2018