Cesar

A horse ass nigga who fucks his cousin

"What are you, a Cesar? Horse ass nigga"

by WeebJane May 5, 2018

Caesar Salad

When a guy interacts with a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.

Josh: Damn, What's the donkey for?
Jimmy: Well i have a pole, a donkey, KY Jelly, and a bottle of Jergins.
Josh: What's that suppose to mean?
Jimmy: That means i'm having a Caesar Salad.
Josh: ...huh?

by L. South January 29, 2007

death of caesar

2 definitions:

1. The point in the play Caesar, where Julius Caesar is betrayed by his fellow Romans and stabbed to death.

2. A sexual version of the tragedy, where several men surround a woman and stab her with their penises.

1. "Neil, what happened in Act 2 of the play Caesar?"
"That was the death of caesar!"

2. "Last night me and my buds found a hitch-hiker chick and we gave her the death of caesar!"

by Zim Zim and the magical Panda August 26, 2005

Cesar

The most controlling and manipulative thing you can be. He is usually a fantastic liar with a bad beard. He is unable to grow the balls and ask a girl out. He is a bona fide cunt. When texting, his usual response is "I don't know". He is a fake comic book fanatic and always gets his facts wrong.

Cesar: I dont know if I can come to the movies!
Josh: Stop being a Cesar!

by Charlotte Arlow Barlow June 24, 2011

The Julius Caesar

The act of having anal sex with with your bestfriend's wife or girlfriend and immediately following ejaculation screaming Et Tu Brute!!!!!!!! Extra points if done while wearing a toga, and the "hat trick" if you do all of this on March 15 ( the ides of March). In reference to William Shakespeare's Julius Caesar.

Dude, my "best friend " never paid me the 300 dollars he owed me so I tied my sheets on toga style and gave his girlfriend "The Julius Caesar"!

Nice.

by Neg273.15C December 2, 2010

Little caesars

The WORST pizza on the planet. This pizza tastes like literal feces. The texture is that of a dollar store steak mixed with worn car tire. And to top it all off, the guy in the commercials that says “Pizza Pizza” is gay. Little caesars is garbage and you should never eat their pizza pizza

Bro 1: Hey man let’s get a pizza

Bro 2: Where from?

Bro 1: Little caesars

Bro 2: Hell no! That shit tastes like dried leather mixed with ass!

by Urbanmaster191 January 29, 2019

Cesar

Nigga with the longest dick in the crew who’s best pick up line is “Chop Me Up” and works every single time. Also referred as a Legend in the ranks of pimps.

Shit his name must be Cesar cause he got a long ass dick.

by KaylaP143 November 23, 2018