carrot in the mayonnaise

when a man dips a carrot into mayonnaise until it is covered in a thick layer of mayonnaise, and shove it up her ass.

Yesterday my boyfriend and I dipped the carrot in the mayonnaise. This morning I was cleaning mayo out of my ass.

by John McTumling August 24, 2017

Carrot Gang

The better version of the Gucci gang. It is a group of individuals who promote eating vegetables and fighting moths. Based in central Florida

Bethanne: "I have a serious moth problem in my back yard!"
Matthew: "Dont worry, the Carrot gang is on the way!"

by Yardi B August 6, 2019

Carrot and walnut

Cake ..

Moist ..

Coffee was decent too

Strangely asked if I wanted two slices

I looked to see if anyone behind me, around …

Nope, did I expect anyone .. lol nope

The lady that parks opposite mine serving me ..

Wonder what she meant?

Anyway, hope your day was …

Good I guess. …

Realised we weren’t meant be after all…

Carrot and walnut ..

Probs should be the names of the 2 demon babies …

Strange how their dads are clones …

Life … weird and err .. wander full

by LetsTalkAboutX April 27, 2023

choking the carrot

When a male sexually exites himself until he reaches climax.

Yesterday Steven's mom walked in on him while he was choking the carrot.

by tekilashotz6969 May 1, 2006

carrot cock

When you masturbate with too much tanning lotion and have a jaundiced member the next day.

I can't believe I used Build-A-Tan to beat off when I was drunk last night. Now I've got fuckin' carrot cock.

by MerkMeister January 6, 2009

Anal Carrot

Term used to describe a penis after having anal sex. Used as a derogatory term.

That dude is such an anal carrot.

by Justin Hull August 15, 2007

Carrot Dick

A penis that is thick at the base and very narrow at the tip. Often not very good at pleasuring your girl

Girl: Take your pants off

Guy: I can’t, I have a carrot dick.
Girl: Gross

by babyyyyy88 December 31, 2017