cardboard cling

When the last few slips of toilet paper cling fast to the cardboard roll and even the most gentle attempts to remove for use results in shredding of the tissue. This situation typically happens when the roll involved also happens to be the only roll left in the home, public restroom or other place of porcelain facility use.

Just before my trip to the store the neighbors stopped by, so of course I was a victim of cardboard cling.

by redPooka April 5, 2011

cardboard cowboy

Some who likes to act tough but is really a coward all talk no action

I thought he was a tough guy but he turned out to be nothing but a cardboard cowboy.

by Kongo Kong June 27, 2018

Cardboarding

When you run out of toilet paper so you have to use the cardboard roll.

The bathroom was out of toilet paper so I ended up cardboarding

by Construction Lou July 22, 2020

Cadoosay

A word used to express approval. Much like the word aloha, cadoosay can be used in various contexts.

Store cashier: Thank you sir have a nice day

Customer: ah cadoosay, I’ll be seeing you again soon.

by niwo! August 14, 2021

Cardioman

A name given to the footballer Antoine griezmann mocking him for not contributing in attack but instead, running around the pitch for full 90 minutes like a headless chicken.

Luis: "Hey, griezmann has returned back to Atletico from Barcelona. How do you feel about it?"

Leo: "Good riddance. Never liked cardioman."

by Hopelesscule September 2, 2021

little cardio thingy

Heart

My little cardio thingy is broken

by Vanpsycho September 6, 2010

Wet Cardboard

A term used to describe one who violates the bro code.

Austin's always hanging out with that girl, you don't think he's become wet cardboard do you?

by CLWILK October 7, 2017