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Candace

Candace Gertrude Flynn is the 15-year-old sister of Phineas Flynn and the step-sister of Ferb Fletcher. The eldest child of the Flynn-Fletcher household, she spends large portions of her time striving, but never succeeding to get her brothers in trouble for the things they do every day.

A more successful venture that sometimes clashes with or overrides her need to bust her brothers, is her infatuation with Jeremy Johnson. While she isn't doing these, she would often be seen conversing on the phone, or hanging out with Stacy Hirano and less often Jenny Brown, where she usually talks about Jeremy or tries to recruit their help in busting her brothers.
Someone: hey have you heard Candace?
Someone again: no, who is Candace?
Someone: oh let me explain, Candace is the 15-year-old sister of Phineas Flynn and the step-sister of Ferb Fletcher. The eldest child of the Flynn-Fletcher household, she spends large portions of her time striving, but never succeeding to get her brothers in trouble for the things they do every day.
Someone: ok
by COCPLAYER March 6, 2022
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Candice

A wonderful person. They will stick by you, on you, and an awesome feeling to be with you. If your make her mad, she will get hard, and very scary. It makes you choke. Just remember the one question she will ask you. Candice dick, fit, in your, mouth.
Hey have you heard of Candice

She’s awesome

Candice awesome dick fit in your mouth.

Wow, I need to suck on it
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This is the symptom of "Ligma" and "Bofa", which are highly deadly to your right testicle and can result in "Harry Ballzak syndrome".
by ketjsynds June 5, 2022
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Person1: have you seen Candice?
Person2:who's Candice?
Person1: CANDICE DICK FIT IN YOUR MOUTH???
Person2: *jumps off bridge*
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Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma

Y'all already know what those two mean

If you don't your stoopid (Candice d**k fit in yo mouth, Ligma Balls-)
So ass the title says, it means when someone pulls a Candice joke on you, the comeback is"But I heard Candice was diagnosed with Ligma"
"Have you seen Candice"
"Candice, no, but I heard she was diagnosed with Ligma"
by Why-and-no June 12, 2022
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Ex as how people think to use it: Person 1: Did you see Candice the other day?
Person 2: Who’s Candice?
Person 1: Candice dick fit in your mouth?
Person 2: *commits not feeling so go*
Guess what guys, PEOPLES NAMES ARE SOMETIMES REALLY CANDICE! I have been friends with a Candice once and because of this joke, they want to change their name, stop using this joke it's not funny guys.
Candice is such a nice person
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A common way to "got 'em" someone, usually used by asking; What about Candice?
Teacher: Alright did I miss anyone?
Student: Sir, what about Candice?
Teacher: Who's Candice?
Student: CANDICE DICK FIT IN YO MOUTH
Teacher: Get the fuck out
by Literally Not Black October 16, 2022
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