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Butt candled

When one accepts the sucky choices others have to dish up no matter how time sensitive, important or otherwise compassionate it may be. One who will unapologetically put themselves before cyclists who would happily eat salt and vinegar chips despite the cyclist being awfully overweight and lethargic. No amount of tumeric or green tablets will help. Insert rainbow shark png.
Matt was butt candled for being himself. No matter how sick he was, the butt candling would continue deep into the night.
by Hamurai September 27, 2018
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Ass Candle

A syringe with the needle removed to inject drugs, typically meth, rectally.
My point is clogged, pull the needle off and make an ass candle, I'm going in.
by Lucifer's Envy January 2, 2021
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god candle

A massive green candle that can propel Bitcoin towards new all-time highs with divine force.
Did you see the Bitcoin price, it just printed a god candle, we’re going to be rich!
by anonymous November 29, 2023
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mental candle power

A way of measuring the brightness of a person. The brighter the light the smarter and more capable the person. The dimmer the light the less they are capable .
He lacked the mental candle power to do his job but had no problem leaving a blazing trail of ruin in his path.
by mlhiss December 24, 2019
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God Candle

A sudden positive surge in the price of a crypto currency, viewed as a Candlestick Chart.
Their earthly body felt a moment of ecstasy when they saw the ETH chart print a God Candle after being stagnant for years.
by artphase December 2, 2024
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I'll hold the candle

A phrase meaning "I will assist but not actively participate." This is derived from a period where apprentices would hold a candle for their master to work. Related to the phrase "couldn't hold a candle", when a person is being described as being so inadequate that they were not fit to assist.
John: "The engine is shot. I'll have to take the whole thing apart to figure it out."
Melissa: "I'll hold the candle."
by Cobalticus January 19, 2017
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Candle holder

something that holds a candle
me: i need a candle holder, Victoria come hold this candle for me
Victoria: okay *holds candle*
by ifuckkids97 November 9, 2025
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