the country where its always snowy and everyone rides their dogsleds around to work and school. a place where igloos have plumbing and electricity and everyone is always saying sorry for little things. a place where no one except for those who live in the country know the name of the political leader.
how's it going eh? Canada's great eh. can i give you a lift on my dogsled? sorry i dont have any money to give you, but would you like some maple syrup?
*Arguing*
America: We have a cool bird
Canada: We have a good economy
America: We are warm
Canada: We have free health care
America: Yeah well... MURICA
Canada: You have trump
America: *Scowls at ground*