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calloons

A colorful bouquet of balloons. The majority of the time in a "balloon bouquet" but has a foil balloons in the midst of latex balloons.
Danngg, Sharon was so jealous of those calloons Anh got for his birthday from Sheila! They almost trump that magnificent cake Huyen got him!
by Unitedforce February 29, 2008
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calore

Better watch your calore intake!
by Hercolena Oliver March 6, 2009
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Caldonius

Oversized lady/man aid.

Very popular with forum moderators.
Donna: "You're a bad, bad, boy, Erick!"

Erick : "Yes, I know, Donna! I am very sorry!"

Donna: "You'll be sorry when I unleash the Caldonius on your ass!"
by DonnaP August 26, 2009
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Calhouned

The act of posting on Facebook how much you love your job only to find out you have been fired again.
Brad posted on Facebook how much he loved his job only to find out he had been Calhouned
by molinerat December 28, 2013
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Calfoodle

Calfoodle is the moment of horror when you realize the risky fart you took a gamble on was a little more than just a fart. Basically, the beat your heart skips when you lay down a good old fashion shart.
I feel calfoodled, no one look at me.
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callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject
Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter
by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016
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callous banter

A statement of a derogatory or degrading manne which still maintains an element of humour, albeit perhaps not to the subject
Bloke 1) you're a right spacky cunt
Bloke) haha that's callous banter
by The KneipMantis May 29, 2016
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