Dirty Calvin Pirate

Dirty Calvin Pirate-A sex act carried out by persons with a naval fetish, whereby the participants stands naked in a room watching the BBC programme Sailor, wearing a pirate hat and eye patch, and using an Action Man naval figure to stimulate his/her rectum whilst loudly saying pirate phrases such as “Yaaah, for shame”, “Me blowhole be looser than a whales bottom” and “Heave ho, prepare to take me broadside”

“I came home and he was doing the Dirty Calvin Pirate again. The dog won’t come back in from the garden and he keeps hiding my jewellery in boxes under the lawn....”

by David Beatty May 21, 2019

Steamy Calvin

When in the shower, your partner will take a shit in your hand. You will then use it as a shampoo

Wow you smell like you've just gotten out of a steamy calvin.

by Amponny February 23, 2011

Naughty Calvin

The act of using a plushy, stuffed animal, or any similar object as tool for male masturbation. This is a reference to the famous comic strip Calvin & Hobbs which features a boy with a stuffed tiger and an overactive imagination.

I caught my little brother pulling a Naughty Calvin with his bunny doll. I've never felt more disturbed.

by Co-Dee-Vee September 15, 2010

pull a Calvin

to play somebody or purposely get them sprung
to hurt somebody ruthlessly
to mess with somebody's head to confuse

girl: Omg, i loved him so much. He was everything i ever wanted, but he won't even talk to me anymore... I'm so hurt. (crying)
guy: Damn did he just pull a Calvin?
girl: Yess! Idk why but i still love him...

by a-shiizzle October 31, 2009

dirty calvin

When you and a female parter are having anal sex, she has to take a poop, so you pull out let her take the poop then you put it back up her buttox then u give her anal then you take the poop and put it in your buttox

" Oh damn! Me and that Bitch had a crazy night we had a dirty calvin"

by Zach Harrington January 11, 2009

to do calvin kleins

set up and snore lines of coke and ketamine

...whereas nobody knows which line is which, thus a kind of (non-lethal yet wicked russian roulette) - as seen and heard at london party last weekend

by swazi_london August 28, 2005

Wet Calvin

A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.

"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"

by Anamiz January 31, 2021