belongs to a little girl named Calvin. As a child he was brutally molested by autistic black kids. This caused an abnormal shrinkage to hi already minuscular package. If you ever come across a Calvin's penis, to start its engine, you must stimulate its tip like the clitoris of a women. A person with Calvin's penis will be incredibly submissive and wish to be degraded by its master.
Guy 1: Holy shit that guy is gay.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
Guy 2: Nah that's just Calvin and his Calvin's penis.
Guy 3: Oh that makes sense lmfao lets go kill your mom.
by MrBreast Breeding January 27, 2021
Get the calvin's penis mug.A simile to "wet willy" - A wet Calvin is when a loving, caring, tender woman pours alcohol in one's year to establish final commitment and the next phase of their relationship. This is usually done after the loving, caring, tender woman opens her heart up and the "Calvin" didn't hear so this is how you clean the ears of soul connection and open the brick wall barricaded heart so he can love again.
"I told him the reason why I didn't want his potential children down my esophagus right away was because I wanted to be sure that what I was feeling wasn't based on sexual intimacy... but then when I told him, he just fell asleep and didn't hear me so i gave him a wet Calvin"
by Anamiz January 31, 2021
Get the Wet Calvin mug.Calvin Thomas is a 6’8 240 pound power forward from Virginia Beach, Virginia and plays college basketball at Wilmington University. Calvin also is an amazing fisher.
by HotDog56 February 19, 2021
Get the Calvin Thomas mug.Calvin is the moon. He is poetic, has a dark sense of humor and is funny. When he falls for a girl he falls hard. It’s as if he bares his heart and gives her all his love. He is emotionally vulnerable but doesn’t want to show it. Next time you see your Calvin, give him a hug. Love him. Also they tend to be amazing in guitar (electric)
Texting
Girl: hey Calvin what’s up?
Calvin: you are the sun and the moon, you are my everything. I like you!
Girl: me too
Girl: hey Calvin what’s up?
Calvin: you are the sun and the moon, you are my everything. I like you!
Girl: me too
by Hehe!!!! April 16, 2021
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by UpcomerBunny May 29, 2021
Get the Calvin mug.Guy 1: Calvin Smith is my NIGGA bro
Guy 2: Yeah bro i dont know how he doesnt pull any bitches
Girl 1: Do you see who hes playing with
Girl 2: Ewww its Calvin Smith
Guy 2: Yeah bro i dont know how he doesnt pull any bitches
Girl 1: Do you see who hes playing with
Girl 2: Ewww its Calvin Smith
by Freddy Fastbear September 24, 2024
Get the Calvin Smith mug.calvin is the best boyfriend ever. he is so handsome and perfect, with that blonde hair of his. thank you god, for letting me have him as a boyfriend.
calvin is the best boyfriend in the world.
by isabella? October 18, 2024
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