If you disobey, MMMMMMM!!!!!! she will devour your soul! the dark lord herself! execution!!!!!!!!(she also enjoys stabbing people with highliters.
"No please! Lord Calvin, Have Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"
Calvin: "Oh, you didnt turn in your math homework little boy! NO Mercy!"
by insidecheesegrater June 15, 2018
Get the Calvinmug. A little bitch who tries to be a gangster but is a small wimp and carries around a knife to look cool.
by Missa Pie January 5, 2025
Get the Calvinmug. calvin is my best friend, the love of my life, my everything. he means so much to me way more than he’ll ever know. He is the most thoughtful, trustworthy, and all around amazing person i have ever met and that is nothing but the truth. Calvin makes me know that i’m the most lucky person on the planet, he’s always there for me and i know that i can always count on him. I love him so so much and i’ll always be by his side ready to fight any battles that come our way❤️
by ejp December 28, 2021
Get the calvinmug. Hey dude it burns all of his bridges and tries to fuck anything with a heartbeat. Will use women for sex and manipulate them to pitying him for sex. Threatens to kill himself if you do not give him what he wants.
Guy 1: did you hear what Calvin did?
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
Guy 2: yeah didn’t he like fuck some chick when she said no?
Guy 1: yeah bro...wanna rape him?
Guy 2 : HELL YEAH BROTHER!!!
by Todd789 July 25, 2018
Get the Calvinmug. by Mrboabro November 10, 2019
Get the Calvinmug. they are the most loving people. He knows how to help Christa out even though he is shy. They both know how to satisfy both of their needs. They love each other so much. They have the best sexual intercourse ever and also they have the best make out sessions.
by chimmekelly July 29, 2018
Get the Christa and Calvinmug. 