caleb

to chop off your dick after sex because you feel unclean

Dude: I caleb-ed my dick last night

by wooooooooooooooodejszhlf January 10, 2013

caleb

cocky piece of shit

calebs to cocky

by 132dwsvdydcdsbdc September 21, 2017

caleb

PANSYPANSYPANSY a complete loser

that guy stage diving is such a caleb

by peterpan951 April 20, 2008

caleb

Tiny Midget with a small dick

Girl 1: I had sex with some midget last night with a small dick.
Girl 2: Was he a Caleb?
Girl 1: Yea

by KimmyLikesDick July 8, 2016

caleb

A guy who stinks like ass! also thinks he is cool and funny (when people are actually laughing at him, not with him!) he also is very clumsy and gumpy!

also see: Gump, AIDS, Nerd

A:" hey you wanna hear a joke?"
B:" sure"
A:" caleb is so gumpy, that he couldnt sneek up on hellen keller! and she's blind, deaf, and mute!"
B:" hahahaha!!!, yeah and she could probably smell him a mile away!!"

by Pandashout May 16, 2010

The Caleb

When your partner asks for you to queef on their face.

Caleb: “Hey babe could we do The Caleb tonight.”
Wags: “What’s The Caleb?”
Caleb: “It’s where you queef on my face.”
Wags: “Okay!… let’s try it.”

by brooooo1234456 April 14, 2022

caleb

A loser cuck lord who jerks off to anime tits

Wow, look at that cuck caleb

by Noodles(horny) June 29, 2020