caleb

to chop off your dick after sex because you feel unclean
Dude: I caleb-ed my dick last night
by wooooooooooooooodejszhlf January 10, 2013
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calebs to cocky
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PANSYPANSYPANSY a complete loser
by peterpan951 April 21, 2008
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Girl 1: I had sex with some midget last night with a small dick.
Girl 2: Was he a Caleb?
Girl 1: Yea
by KimmyLikesDick July 08, 2016
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A guy who stinks like ass! also thinks he is cool and funny (when people are actually laughing at him, not with him!) he also is very clumsy and gumpy!

also see: Gump, AIDS, Nerd
A:" hey you wanna hear a joke?"
B:" sure"
A:" caleb is so gumpy, that he couldnt sneek up on hellen keller! and she's blind, deaf, and mute!"
B:" hahahaha!!!, yeah and she could probably smell him a mile away!!"
by Pandashout May 15, 2010
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The Caleb

When your partner asks for you to queef on their face.
Caleb: “Hey babe could we do The Caleb tonight.”
Wags: “What’s The Caleb?”
Caleb: “It’s where you queef on my face.”
Wags: “Okay!… let’s try it.”
by brooooo1234456 April 15, 2022
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caleb is a 60 year old man posing as a 16 year old
"omg i just got stalked by someone"

"it must have been caleb"
by shart donkey May 09, 2022
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