When a person have their pms you tell them to calm youre tits to make sure it's all good. It's the cock blocker of periods.
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Calm and new energy state of mind, different from apathy in the sense that decisions can be made under pressure.
those terrorists were killing his family but he stayed calmitiy and was able to access the situation to overcome all odds.
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The act of menstruating and not outwardly showing it.
A metaphor for living amidst a downtrodden world.
To be sane during moments of panic.
To be crazy during moments of calm.
The act of menstruating and not outwardly showing it.
A metaphor for living amidst a downtrodden world.
To be sane during moments of panic.
To be crazy during moments of calm.
That dude just stabbed like four times, and he's not even going crazy. ....totally dude, he's calmlybleeding.
by sleeplessbeast22 November 2, 2010
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When Omar won a basketball game against Yutai 16-1 he felt worth while playing against Yutai. Yutai was angry and said,
"no fair! Your cheating!".
Omar responded, "please calmtity".
"no fair! Your cheating!".
Omar responded, "please calmtity".
by Peter132132 April 27, 2011
Get the calmtity mug.(n.) The time during a woman's first pregnancy during which nobody talks about the baby or being pregnant for maybe 2 seconds. This calm, almost eerie silence, usually occurring early in the 3rd trimester, is soon shattered by childbirth and the spirit-crushing, torrential shit storm that follows.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
See Also: That part in "Deep Blue Sea" when people start getting eaten, but Samuel L. Jackson and the rest of the survivors find a minute to collect themselves and make an escape plan, and Samuel L. Jackson is giving a speech about how they have to unite to escape the genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks, but then, suddenly, one of the aforementioned genetically-mutated, super-intelligent sharks jumps out of the water and bites him in half.
Though it seemed for the time being that everybody had stopped speculating about his unborn child's future athletic prowess, physical attributes, and the huge amount of responsibility it takes to raise a child, the man was not fooled.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
He knew that it was just the calm before the stork.
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