cacks

A beautiful women you want to have sex with.

That girl with the big knockers is cacks

by magnoliastudent May 29, 2011

cack

Poo, the whereabouts of this word is unknown but commonly used by adults and me especially when around children as a replacement to profanities

"ah! cack you dropped the dog on my foot" or "I'm off for a cack"

by Johnny Thorpe January 22, 2005

cackhanded

Someone who is cackhanded is lefthanded, and hence a clumsy fool who can't write or use a knife and fork properly.

My sister is cackhanded. It's really annoying because you can never find righthanded scissors in the house despite the fact that 3/4 of my family are righthanded. I'm sure she chucks them away as a result of her bitter twisted resentment of the fact she's not normal.

by RH Rule August 15, 2006

cackalacker

A slang term for a calculator that sounds suspiciously like a slang term for a penis.

Customer: Excuse me, I'd like to buy a cheese log. How much does one cost?

Clerk: Hold on, let me whip out my cackalacker.

Customer: Well, I never! (Storms out of store).

Clerk: (To himself). I'm not good at math.

by j. alders October 23, 2009

Kamala Cackle

The hideous witch-like cackle laugh our Vice President utters when she cannot answer "hard questions". Also used to show her callous indifference.

Q.: Did you hear what V.P. Harris said when she was asked if she'd visit the Southern Border? A.: All she did was smile and give her hideously famous "Kamala Cackle" and avoided a direct answer.

by LostInASeaOfLibtards June 27, 2021

cactapus

1. The offspring of a cactus and an octopus.
2. When a female shaves her downstairs and then allows the hairs to grow back just enough to make it prickly, like a cactus.

Ahh! Watch out for that huge cactapus!

Wow, thanks for warning me. It almost ate me alive.

by Phillip Mugooch February 12, 2010

cack dock

A place to dock (park/insert) your cack (penis)

My cack dock is clean and open...slighty.
A place for you to dock your cack.

by fattyfatninja May 4, 2010