Cabbage Boy

A Cabbage Boy is person who is a beta male and will not stick up for themselves in any scenario.

Shut up Cabbage Boy.

by A_drain August 5, 2020

Unseasoned Cabbage

An idiot who does something rash in the heat of the moment

p1 is being aggressive about who won at club penguin connect

p1:You’re such a selfish dickhead
p2:Shut up you unseasoned cabbage

by ILiveInACabinInAlska January 27, 2020

shredding the cabbage

The act of rolling back the foreskin on your penis.

We were about to get it on when she started shredding the cabbage.

by Denseenigma August 5, 2020

Cabbage crusader

a phrase depicting one who uses glue as a lube and either on purpose or by accident, glues their hand to their crotch.

He is a cabbage crusader, he had to go to the hospital to remove the super glue from his cock.

by zombirific 1 April 19, 2012

calibrating cabbages

When you get asked what you have been up to and have nothing interesting to say

Person 1: So what have you been up to lately?

Person 2: Not much just calibrating cabbages

by Dr Cabbage September 9, 2010

tant cabbage

The hair between your ass hole and tant

Noah has a lot of tant cabbage

by Doublecombo August 24, 2015

Cabbage Walk

Cabbage walk is when two or more people go to a certain area only to leave right after arriving at their destination.

It also is a danish tradition, called Kohlfahrt ("cabbage walk") is when peopel arrange a walk through the countryside to a village pub, usually in mid-winter.

Dude 1: Hey bro, lets go to the canteen and get some food!
Dude 2: Yea sure thing bro lets go!
*dude 1 and 2 arrive at the canteen, and they see it full*
Dude 1: Yo bro this place is filled lets go back
Dude 2: Yea bro we just did a cabbage walk

by PooPooPeePeeHead January 27, 2020