Crank Dat Roosevelt 

A Roosevelt is a dime piece (a fine ass ho)...So 2 "crank dat Roosevelt" means 2 tear that dime piece up...For you country folk, that's means 2 have sexual intercourse with an attraictive young lady (that's not related 2 you)!!!

You gonna take her home tonight??? Hell ya, I'm gonna crank dat Roosevelt!!!

Crank Dat Roosevelt by AlvinKiki October 30, 2007

Crank Dat Rick Roll 

When you put "Never Gonna Give You Up" on your iPod under the name "Crank Dat". So if an unsuspecting wigger decides to superman some hoes, he gets roll'd by a ginger instead.

Wigger: Yo Lebron I got dem beats fo y'all
Rick Astely: **Never Gonna Give You Up...**
Black Guy: Damn cracker you a faaaaggg


Crank Dat Rick Roll

Crank Dat Rick Roll by tung92 February 1, 2009

crank fart

explosive rancid gas from snorting low-grade brown crank.

"Oh my god, I think I just shit myself" Johnny says, after plasting out a crank fart.

crank fart by MT Sack June 21, 2003

crank wang 

1.A device used to smoke meth.the glass dick. 2.When you get way cranked out and your wang becomes smaller than usual.

1.Candace took a hit off of the crank wang. 2.I've been up for a week and got crank wang like woah.Crank wang crankin.M/M

crank wang by Rubber D-nis M/M March 1, 2008

cranking the birch tree 

Slang for male masturbation, originated in Hanson, Massachusetts.

I walked in the locker room and there was Ben cranking the birch tree to no avail.

cranking the birch tree by SlapStickSlappy May 9, 2009

Crankandstein

A none mythical fireman with very large feet, the name refers to the conceptul size of his penis. The subject is one who others find to do the dirty jobs and bail others out of trouble.

Capt.- son anyone with feet that big has got to have a crank that looks likea baby's arm holding an apple.

Crankandstein- yes captain, i' ll remove the door for you.

Crankandstein by Kadiddlehopper17b November 5, 2009

Crankabitchapotamus 

It's the word used to describe someone so cranky and so bitchy that you drop your jaw in awe. Generally speaking, said person has the intelligence and/or appearance of a hippopotamus.

"Don't provoke me! The power was out, so I overslept, and couldn't straighten my hair, then I broke a nail! I'm such a crankabitchapotamus today!"

Crankabitchapotamus by Mother of crankapotamus April 6, 2010