When you put ramen noodles and water in a girls cooch and get her horny then wait for the noodles to cook then eat them after cumming in it first as sesaning viola top ramen cooch.
by Fecal slayer December 1, 2016
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I gave my girlfriend the South Dakota Spicy Scooch & Cooch last night, she says it's been burning ever since.
by ZetaBlaz3 February 23, 2019
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by faggie_stank_fishy___hoeeeee_1 December 11, 2019
Get the nice person that smell like dead cooch faggie hoe stank fishie mug.The name one gets when he or she has a reputable image of being a slut and riding too many dicks at one time, causing a cramped cooch.
Oh my gosh Kev and Steph, Brittney is such a cooch cramper! She is literally going on the round trip of all the world's national monuments.
by StripperSlut August 15, 2011
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pretty much a dirty saying for women who have a weaponized cooch
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness
sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship
sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
there's a little animal down there that may or may not consume your manliness
sometimes it is cute between married couples with a good relationship
sometimes it is really messed up and she consumes stuff that goes there
like man's junk, body parts and whatever is natural appears there :
Yah, she's a nice old lady, but she's got a cooch growler still.
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
She left the house topless and I am like a married man you know!
by EDONITIYAKANIYA August 2, 2025
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