Twat Connection

a tight connection of the opposite sex

by twiddles August 8, 2003

the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning

Uchiha Sasuke's way to keep his hair lookin' sexy. Naruto's way of making his hair weird and yellow

"i will use the ancient ninja art of deep conditioning to make my hair like sasuke-kun!"

by delete no danna September 21, 2009

The French Connection

The art of inserting two fingers into a female anus and piercing the membrane through to her vaginal passage. Once this has been completed, the male partner inserts his erect phallus into the anus, and continuing through the previously created route into the vagina. This should only ever attempted with full consent from both parties.

"Bitch was such a freak, she even suggested we try the French Connection."

"It's the third time this week I've been to the hospital, Pete keeps insisting we do the French Connection."

by OxfordBikeTheif#1 January 8, 2012

The connection

A spiritual, or soulful, connection between two persons. This most commonly occurs between 2 ninjas that commonly shed blood on the battlefield together. Their hearts become as one; able to feel each other and know one another's thoughts. Words can't explain this phenomenon, nor the depth of oneness or closeness experienced between these 2 people. See, "Magical Connection" for a similar but less strong type of connection.

Q:How did you know I saw Miguel Laugher-T at Starbucks?

A:I felt your extreme joy at seeming him through THE CONNECTION.

by Hahaha09 February 25, 2009

Your connection sucks!

What you say just as you kick someone from you game or Xbox Live party, either because they're being an asshole or just for laughs. You often invite them back and have a good laugh.

Annoying kid- "Hey guys, lets play Call of Duty"
Party leader- "Your connection sucks!"

you have been kicked from the Xbox Live party

by Jviney July 25, 2010

Ass-Ball Connection

The mysterious area that is between your balls and your ass. Often called the ABC.

An example of using the term ass-ball connection in every day life:

Guy 1: Dude how'd you like that uppercut to the balls?
Guy 2: Nah, man you got me in the ABC, just missed.
Guy 1: Ooh, damn.

by voldyvoldyvoldamort January 14, 2010

connection paranoia

the state of being convinced communication services are down/blocked- especially if caused by none of your contacts seemingly ever being online.

"I haven't seen any of my contacts all week, even my inbox doesn't have any spam! I don't think this new software's working properly."

"Don't worry, the software's fine. It's just connection paranoia."

by Johny Nomates January 3, 2014