Coconut Malding

This word describes the action of rage quitting or being upset about something that happened, most often used for instances during video games. It is usually an overblown reaction to something relatively easy or of little consequence, like the coconut mall level in Mario Kart.

“My brother in Christ, you are coconut mallding over Yahtzee.”

“Sounds like someone’s coconut malding.”

by The Fox on A Box July 9, 2023

Coconut Cupcake

When a man cums in a girls ass and she farts it back into the mans hand to which he slaps her in the face with the "cupcake".

"Keith, that coconut cupcake you gave me last night was out of this world."

"I was banging my girlfriend in the ass last night. After I came I gave her a delightful coconut cupcake."

by keithO2013 March 29, 2013

Da Coconut

The Greater Coconut from the Coconut Song by Jeff Lau

a guy: Have you ever heard of Da Coconut?
Another guy: oh yeah I know it very well!
AND ANOTHER GUY: YAY DA COCONUT NUT IS A GIANT NUT........

by Whisky that kills you March 9, 2021

Coconut Carrier

The testicular package, your ballsack if you will.

Ahh She hit me in the coconut carrier!

by YoMama,YoDaddy,YoBigFatGranny January 14, 2011

coconut head

A creature which is half human, half coconut.

Andy C is an example of a coconut head. =D

by JGibbins October 1, 2007

Coconut Nut

Only Filipino people will understand.

Da coconut nut is a giant nut
If you eat it you will get very FAT.

by EasternEuropeanSlavLover March 1, 2022

Coconut Water

After sexual intercourse the male ejaculation is collected and placed in to a plastic container and then stored under the bed. The next time sexual intercourse is initiated the container of spoiled/rotten ejaculation is opened and the Aroma is used as an Aphrodisiac.

Hey baby, wanna come back to my place and use some Coconut water?

by Dr.PornMonstar July 23, 2012