Clinker

A fucked up occurance brought about by complete and utter incompentence in organizing or otherwise administrating simple every-day situations.

"Stephen pulled a Clinker: he bought a sandwich with his VISA card ten years ago and now has $75,978.34 in credit card debt...no, he didn't buy anything else, just the sandwich"

by Mr. Shwizzle January 8, 2009

Clinertia

A strategy by which you defeat your obstacles by running at them full tilt and ramming them with your face.

Also, the ability to hit every single tree on your downhill ski trail.

"This political campaign is a classic example of a Clinertia strategy."

"Man, he really had some Clinertia going into that brick wall. Did they ever find his other ear, by the way?"

by Adama Brown April 7, 2008

Clicker Buddy

The person responsible for bringing your clicker/remote to class so you get credit for being there.

"Hey, lets go do something."
"I have class, but let me call my Clicker Buddy."

by TheBurg October 8, 2008

clicker-lag

When your changing the channel on the TV so fast that it doesn't connect and you stop pressing the clicker and it keeps going.

I went from channel 30 to 60 because of the damn clicker-lag.

by smokeythebear44 November 27, 2010

Chikes

Chavs on bikes 🚲 (Chikeys)
Spotty hoodie wearing teenagers riding mountain bikes causing havoc.

Them fucking little Chikeshas just rode off with my jacket.

by Tony boloni February 2, 2018

Client

known as somebody attending a dick appointment

marissa: “ girl my client is waiting “
melany: “go ahead girl”

by mrs. potatahead November 17, 2020

Thin Client

When a guy has a really thin dick and its compared to a shitty fake computer some work places use . A small dick that doesn't work and shitty computer that doesn't work are one in the same.

Gina tried to bang him but his thin client was useless.

small dick thin

by DRoyNEC May 3, 2011