Someone who realizes the public knows they turd the bed and wants to deny and cover it up… with both sheets and lawyers hired from wish.
She showed just how poorly her acting was and even looked like she was straining on the stand after all the world discovered she is a Heard Burglar.
by LightFoe May 24, 2022
Get the Heard Burglarmug. Hey dude, my girlfriend fell asleep after she blew me and I couldn’t stop myself from tasting the little bit of cum she left in the corner of her mouth. Am I a spackle burglar?
by spank-the-monkee June 10, 2018
Get the spackle burglarmug. Is a Law enforcement agent that goes into your home on a SNEAK and PEAK warrant, but more than likely without one.
While riffling through your belongings BURGLAR BURGLAR will steal items of value as long as they will fit into their pockets. BURGLAR BURGLAR is a highly trained specialist. More often than not you will not notice you've be BURGLAR BURGLARED. Will work with EYE IN THE SKY, STAWKA DeAngelos, DIRTY COWARDS.
While riffling through your belongings BURGLAR BURGLAR will steal items of value as long as they will fit into their pockets. BURGLAR BURGLAR is a highly trained specialist. More often than not you will not notice you've be BURGLAR BURGLARED. Will work with EYE IN THE SKY, STAWKA DeAngelos, DIRTY COWARDS.
by reeeetaaaaad June 3, 2023
Get the BURGLAR BURGLARmug. by Loco brazy November 19, 2019
Get the Burglarizationmug. a funny insult which could be used when someone is/was being a dick, usually in a non-serious manner (also see turgle for further details).
by eminemanemone December 13, 2018
Get the turd burglarmug. A professional thief that takes pet cats from your home
Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!
Wtf did you expect, a pussy snatcher?! That was already covered in a lot of other definitions for the word, and this is intended not to be nsfw! Get your mind outta the gutter kids!
Breaking news coming out of chicago tonight as we come on the air, a suspect is wanted in connection with a string of cat burglaries in the area. Police have not identified a suspect, they advised all cat owners to keep doors and windows locked at night and to avoid giving them catnip afterhours.
by YouCanCallMeViking January 23, 2024
Get the Cat burglarmug. Someone who is of no use whatsoever, resulting in the incidental theft of oxygen that might be useful to others.
"You're such a breath burglar!" exclaimed Andy, after discovering Matt had left the beer behind.
useless dead weight
useless dead weight
by Reigun November 1, 2013
Get the breath burglarmug.