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bumpin' nuggets

When two men have anal sex so violently that their testicles bump together.
Fabio: Oh dear! I was bumpin' nuggets with Steve last night way too hard and now my scrotum is hurting!
by Thomas Toles November 5, 2007
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monk bumming

to conjour the idea of having anal sex with a monk when being offered the chance of sex with an ugly woman especially when she has a yeast infection.
i'd rather go monk bumming than have sex with you love!
by Fallulah Hoochie May 23, 2008
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cum guzzling sperm burping bitch

A classic sex move in which you fire a big load down your favorite biatch's throat, followed by handing her a can of her favorite highly carbonated beverage. After she takes a big drink, vigorously shake her head back and forth and enjoy the show!
A big nut and a can of warm Jolt transformed Kelly into a cum guzzling sperm burping bitch last night.
by Jason January 9, 2004
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pussy bumpin' sister

Females engaging in mutual stimulation between by grinding their vulvas together (for those less technical, vulva=pussy mound and all that is within)
The Pussy Hound thought he was scoring with 2 chicks until he realized they were pussy bumpin' sisters.
by banana pepper eatin' minx June 20, 2006
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burping the chair

Pushing your ass down repeatedly into the cushin of a chair after farting into it repeatedly.
Dickbob thought it was safe to come back into the room, but I was burping the chair and chased his ass back out.
by Jim Koury October 22, 2006
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dry speed bumming

its when you putt sand in your crack to make it dryer than the desert and participate in unlubricated anal sex at high speed for fun.
so is ther a dry speed bumming on the cards tonight?
by dunglebump August 1, 2007
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dry-bumming

when a guy humps a girls butt without him or her having their clothes off. can also be done homo-sexualy.
jeff: "last night i was dry-bumming meleena all night long! it was insane!"
john: "wow but why didn't u guys just take your clothes off?"
jeff: "she didn't wanna have my dick up her ass"
john: "oh. i see.............."
by Germ604 August 19, 2006
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