buff cooch

A buff cooch is the best kind of cooch you can come across if her cooch isn’t buff you won’t want to slap it

Man I just need some buff cooch

by A Hu a hu a Hu February 27, 2023

buff Q

Buff Q is basically a joke. It's a video where a person that looks extremely close to Quackity with huge muscles is playing with what it seems like a dog. Quackity confirmed it wasn't him.

Person A: Man, have you seen the Buff Q meme? It's hilarious!
Person B: No? What? Are you okay?

by ShrineBow July 20, 2021

Buff-deluxe

A term used to describe blonde Beckenham girls who can often be found living on the other side of the world, usually in cosmopolitan cities such as Sydney where they seek a year-round sun tan.

Buff deluxe usually means someone has REEM hair - always blonde, a REEM tan - normally fake and REEM living quarters - usually by a beach ;)

Did you see Jo and Lottie out the other night? They are Buff-deluxe

by shesaidwhat October 20, 2011

Buff and Polish

The action required to look your very best.

It was our first date and I wanted to impress. I took extra time to buff and polish.

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018

Buff Boudishan

A Caucasian male, usually (but not always) from the US state of Louisiana, who possesses higher than average levels of testosterone. Buff boudishans, or "ruff roudishan" or simply "boudishan" for short, are known to inject anabolic steroids on a regular basis, drink heavy amounts of alcohol, pick unnecessary fights at bars, "hook up" with other people's girlfriends, have tattoos, and/or make grunting noises with other buff boudishans out in public.

There's no way I'm going to Westlake. Way too many buff boudishans out there, it's scary!

by Bossman Blanchard January 7, 2014

Rich and Buff

The most alpha male. A pinnacle of male perfection. Goes by the name Isaac. Has mountains of cash and a whole harem of women wanting him to impregnate them.

Person 1: Wow that guy is so rich and buff!
Person 2: Ya thats isaac, hes amazing!

by ftpisaac June 4, 2018