Road Brownie

1. The little bit of poop in your underpants that leaks out when you are driving and don't have time to pull over to the bathroom. Your underwear will soak up any moisture and give it the consistency of a fudge brownie. It may also be the result of a shart while driving.

2. Having a passenger give you a rim-job while driving.

1
A-"Yo Duane did Mary give you some road head on your trip?"
B-"Nah dude, I had some road brownie and almost made her barf in my lap."
A-"I hate it when that happens."

2
A-"Hey baby it's gonna be a long drive, how about some road brownie?"
B-"Sure, just as long as you don't shart while I'm down there."

by Croganizer March 1, 2014

Making Brownies

A heinous act of revenue which involves shitting into a dryer and then turning it on.

Bro 1: "Dude, these frat bros at this party are dicks."
Bro 2: "Agreed, that's why I'm making brownies before I leave"
Bro 1: "I got a big one brewing, I'll join you."

by konnichiwa_this August 19, 2022

brownie crumbs

Dried up diarrhea under the toilet seat that is not found for days. When it is found, it looks like brownie crumbs.

My wife was so pissed that she had to clean up my brownie crumbs again.

by supersab September 16, 2010

Sidewalk Brownie

Dried dogshit on a sidewalk, crusty on the outside, gooy on the inside.

Guy 1: Why is their dried shit tracked in your house?
Guy 2: Oh that, I stepped in a sidewalk brownie yesterday.
Guy 1: And you didn't clean it up? Nasty dude.

by Eurodance4ever October 9, 2019

Brownie Crust

Pale brownish flakes found around the anus are from a lack of anal hygiene.

Hey man, I heard you tried anal with Britney last night.
No, when we got back to my place I found out she had a brownie crust.

by Brownie Muncher April 18, 2018

Brownie Batter

When your eating someone out and they take a shit so you continue to eat them out with the shit all over.

Bro i was giving this chick a brownie batter last night.

by FinkaYobutt July 22, 2018

Community brownie

When you and your mates all have anal sex with a woman and suck each other’s dicks afterwards.

She was all up for the community brownie last night, and was the only one that didn’t need mouthwash afterwards.

by Dank_Dinghus December 2, 2019