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Brooklyn Tech

A prestigious school in Brooklyn; one of the three Elite High Schools on New York. Despite what everyone writing these definitions has to say, Brooklyn Tech doesn't match what all of the myths speak about it. Yes, there is drug activity but it isn't as much as everyone tells you. There will be days when you smell weed Brooklyn Tech is NOT filled with idiots and potheads but really smart people; a lot of geniuses.

Individual attention can sometimes be hard to receive. All of your teachers WILL know your names, don't worry.

Brooklyn Tech is filled with many good teachers (Such as the man who invented the rechargeable battery) and also bad teachers (Those who are biased towards a certain gender or want to make everyone miserable).

Brooklyn Tech was my second choice on the SHSAT and Stuyvesant was my first. Ironically, I am very happy that I made it into Tech. Shortly after taking the SHSAT, I found out that Stuyvesant students often get very little sleep; their environment is very competitive. They will tell you of their "We're-All-In-This-Together" atmosphere but many of my friends have confirmed that this is a lie.

Brooklyn Tech really does contain the atmosphere in which everyone helps each other out and the only ones left behind are those who see themselves as better than everyone else or those who don't interact with their classmates at all.

It is one of the greatest schools in New York and in the U.S.

TIP: Figure your teachers out and learn their behaviors.
A: Damn, I forgot all about the presentation today.
B: No prob, man, I'll help you out.
A: Thanks! You're a life-saver.

C: Damn, 75 in ____'s class again! What am I doing wrong!?
D: Don't worry about it, dude. I had him last year. Almost impossible to pass with above an 85 unless you're a hot girl with big boobs. You'll get over it. He's just one obstacle in your life.
C: I guess you're right, it's just one a-hole in my life. He doesn't matter.

E: Hey, where do you go to school?
F: Brooklyn Tech, why do you ask?
E: Brooklyn Tech!? Damn, you must be really smart. I heard the work load is a killer!
by TehBenus October 1, 2012
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Brooklyn College

Brooklyn College is one of the senior colleges in the CUNY system. Brooklyn College is known for being inexpensive and highly diverse. Tuition is roughly 1/4 of the cost of SUNY universities like Albany and Binghamton, and 1/8 the cost of private colleges like NYU and Sarah Lawrence.
The Brooklyn College student body consists of an unusual number of recent immigrants and students whose parents never attended college. It is also one of the few campuses in the world that have a significant Jewish, Moslem, and Christian population.

Academically, it is comparable to CUNY Hunter and CUNY Queens College.
I attended Brooklyn College for two years, and then I transferred to Columbia.
by Kelvin Tomko March 7, 2010
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stony brooklyn

The dirty or ghetto part of Stony Brook University. Basically Greeley
Yo son I skeeted all over this girl from Stony Brooklyn.
by slip and bust a lip March 28, 2004
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Brooklyn Steamer

Brooklyn steamer-Originating in West Brooklyn, IL when a unidentified person shit behind the bars downtown.
by martrain December 9, 2008
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Brooklyn South

Gwinnett County, GA. The county northeast of Atlanta, GA (the New York of the south). The part of Atlanta that is the most like Brooklyn. The most diverse and populated county of the Atlanta subarbs. Home of many, many New Yorkers, and lots of other people from around the world.
by badboysouth678 August 12, 2009
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Brooklyn Carwash

when one vehicle proceeds to pressure the vehicle to the left of them into oncomming traffic in the opposite lane.
some asshole cut me off so i gave him a brooklyn carwash
by horny4alligators September 18, 2010
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Brooklyn Tech

a school which all students are fake Asian hypebeasts
Those asian kids look like they go to brooklyn tech
by bryce chung November 25, 2017
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