Brewing a pot of ass coffee

having diarrhea, or a righteous beer shit

Man, I drank about 15 beers last night and spent 4 hours brewing a pot of ass coffee.

by DroppingTheObamasAtThePool July 08, 2011

When that cold brew hits

When that cold brew hits its hits hard

When that cold brew hits it hits hard like really hard harder than a bull when its balls get squeezed

by Troy46930473 December 05, 2020

Brewing up a batch of tadpoles

Slang for masturbating

I was reading playboy and my mom walked in on me brewing up a batch of tadpoles.

by Da Weatherman February 26, 2011

montana's back porch brew

An unfortunate name for a cocktail given by one of North Americas largest restaurant chains.

Might mean something rude or it might not!!!

Guy 1 : I just had dinner. Want to smell my Montana's back porch brew.

Guy 2: ooh! can I have a montana's back porch brew.

by kopking August 15, 2007

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer phrase for telling people to learn to do something on their own, rather than wait for someone to do it for them their entire lives.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, please tie my shoe-laces for me?

father: well, if you haven't learnt en temps et lieux utiles how to tie your shoe-laces, now would be a good enough time for you to learn. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup. I refuse to tie your shoes for you for the rest of your life.

son (shrugging): oh well, At least, i have manners,I dind't lol interrupt my dad while he was on the phone. And I said 'please'

by Sexydimma October 16, 2012

Circle Brewing Company, Austin, TX

Best New Brewery in Austin, TX. Can be found at local bars in Austin, Houston and Dallas.

"Dude! Is that a Circle brew?"
"Yea Bro, I'm all about the Blur"
"Dude, I'm all about the Envy"

Additional examples can be found at Circle Brewing Company, Austin, TX

by 2hot2handle2cold2hold September 29, 2011

Dry Hopping the Loo Brew

The act of farting in the shower while someone else defecates in the same bathroom. Similar to how dry hopping adds flavor to home brewed beer, the bulk of the bathroom stench originates from the product in the toilet bowl while the fart produced in a steamy shower serves to accent it.

Me: *Farts in shower*

Wife (while pooping): That sounded kinda wet...

Me: I'm just dry hopping the loo brew, sweetheart.

by Hollyvvood April 18, 2017