breakfast plagairism

The act of stealing credit for breakfast another person made. Usually this is to gain brownie points with a potential partner in the dating scene.

Joe sent me photos of your cooking as his own. Such breakfast plagairism!

breakfast plagairism by AMRAP20 July 29, 2018

Breakfast of Champions 

3 bowls and box of pop-tarts

Bong Hit!

Breakfast of Champions by Kraker McWhitey February 26, 2004

breakfast of champions 

when you teabag a girl while taking a dump on her chest

Person 1: What'd you do with Stacey last night?

Person 2: Mannn shittt i let her have that breakfast of champions

Person 1: man i told you that bitch was a freak

breakfast of champions by richy34 December 14, 2010

breakfast bra 

A functional peice of lingerie that can be used to eat your breakfast out of.
It saves washing up and the milk will feel nice against your skin.

WEIN: We have a Breakfast Bra. Get us eh?
JIM: A Breakfast Bra?
WEIN: Yeah. Wanna spoonful of Bran Flakes outta my left cup?

breakfast bra by Weiny Joy October 16, 2008

breakfast of champions 

beer and tomato juice

drink up, breakfast of champions

breakfast of champions by sixbynine August 3, 2005

breakfast in bed

When someone is sleeping and you shit on their face. Then you leave a cinnamon bun next to their pillow so they'll have something nice to eat when they wake up.

My boyfriend forgot about my birthday, so I decided I'd leave give him breakfast in bed as a thank-you.

breakfast in bed by momo jenkins March 5, 2005

Breakfast in Bed

To defecate on another's face as they sleep.

"That breakfast in bed was served piping hot!"

Breakfast in Bed by IcerX August 17, 2009