chicken brad

THE MOST EPIC MEMELORD OF ALL TIMES. However, there is only one and you are not him.

LOOK ITS CHICKEN BRAD

by chicken_brad November 12, 2019

Brad bobaguard

A person who asks for a menu then hangs up after stating name. Has a brother named Mike bobaguard who finds plastic forks in the middle of a pizza after eating half of it.

“Can I have a menu-“
-hangs up the phone-
“What a brad bobaguard moment”

by ya momma’s boyfriend August 2, 2022

Brad Newsham

A fucking legend and knows how to actually fix cars unlike every fucker in the world

Your such a Brad Newsham

by Pussymaster21 February 24, 2021

Drag the Brad

The male version of a snail trail where a guy's pre-ejaculate leaves a wet spot on his underwear, or other surfaces (e.g. a blanket, couch cushion, a partner, etc.) typically after heavy petting or teasing.

That lap dance made me drag the Brad.

by Jesterlestat September 14, 2019

Brad Curl

the term ''brad curl'' is latin for "baby curl" and means to have a curl so small, it wraps around your finger.

for example, ''awhh, look at that brad curl'' and ''you're rocking that brad curl today''

by Droplets64 May 2, 2011

Pulling A Brad

When someone in a group of people awkwardly forces a conversation about running or cycling.

I left the conversation after he started Pulling A Brad.

by The Real Thor December 16, 2014

Brad Gorton

A lazy drug dealer who likes to kidnap and rape kid (mainly boys) he forces kids to sell drugs for them and then robs them and makes them repay him by raping them violently

Daniel: I woke up last night with a sore ass and throat
Harry: did Brad Gorton get to you by any chance

by Harry toreria January 25, 2022