Brad complex

The fear, paranoia, or dread of being rejected, denied, or put off/down after going too far with your significant other.

Guy 1: Woah have you seen Jhonny latley he seems pretty trippy?
Guy 2: Ya I think he's got the Brad complex

by Alex Gunn December 23, 2008

Brad Pitt's Law

If you ask a girl out on a specific day, and she declines without countering with a different day, it means she is not interested.

You: "I asked a girl out on saturday, but she said she was busy"
Friend: "Did she say when she would be available?"
You: "No, but she seemed busy, for sure."
Friend: "She's just not interested, it's Brad Pitt's Law."

by OV_Furious October 8, 2014

Brad's Van

1. A way of identifying a sexual predators vehicle. In most cases a homosexual male.
2. A "Brad's Van" can be seen cruising up and down streets looking for a sexual partner or male model conspicuously.

I heard Lou got scooped up by Brad's Van and had his rear end plugged furiously, much to his delight.

by Widdomaker December 19, 2007

Brad Simpson

He can bat and Bowl he is that fucking good he plays for cricket Australia. He invented the Baggy green cause he is that fucking good. Watch out.

Guy 1L Fuck He is Good
Guy2 I know he's a Brad Simpson

by Linday's Rip July 25, 2018

Brad rack

A rack in beer pong when 5 cups are left, that has 3 cups vertically, with 2 vertical right beside it. The two cups can be placed on either side of the three vertices, merely up to user preference or house rules. The rack is said to have originated from syosset New York, after a kid (presumably a Brad) started calling this, generating a following that’s would transcend geographic and cultural boundaries.

“Dude, let me get a Brad rack, I feel like winning in beer pong.”

by Little fingers big toes March 12, 2019

Brad Russell

AKA BLUEBERRY if you come into contact with a Bradley you will ejaculate. BRAD loves Mustard and love when he gets it squirted all over him. Brads haircut is so fresh it will make you want to give him a blowjob. Brads three pointer is so wet it makes all the girls want to drown in their pussys. Brad tends to suffer with daily period cramps. Brads vagina is so deep that he swallows men with it whole. Although Brad does have a chode he does love his clitoris.

If you see someone with a fat ass and who loves raping his younger brother he can be considered a Brad Russell

by Big choppa April 28, 2021

brad pitting

When you decide to not wear underwear, and you can see those lines leading to your penis. This only applies for males, females is called Paris Hiltoning.

"Hey man I just zipped my dick up, I shouldnt have went brad pitting tonight"

"Hey man I think that girl is paris hiltoning"

by Daniel Bolton October 28, 2005