Boobs

Things that are squishy

Person one: boobs are so squishy aren’t they
Person two: ye
One: ...
Two: ...
One: ..

by Absolutedude101 June 21, 2018

Boobs

something you dont have :D

1:Jesus she doesn't have boobs what is she twelve?
2:Yea, out of 10 bitch

by Popopaeraw May 28, 2019

boobs

Chesticles that men love to look at, suck on and play with; must distinguish between false/fake/implants vs. real, natural made-by-god breasts.

Her boobs were real, made by God and worn very nicely.

by hondo9456 June 10, 2016

Boobs

Weapons of mass distraction.

Boobs: "Hey, do you want to go see a movie tonight?"

Guy: "...What?"

by eserrame September 6, 2013

boobs

Sacks of fat that hang off women who were fortunate enough to go through puberty.

The best way to refer to them is some variation of "sweater whales." I.e. Sweater rhinos, sweater kittens, sweater amoebas, sweater snap peas... etc.

My God Walter! Check out that fat chick's sweater cows! That behemoth's boobs sag so much they look like footballs.

by waxwell June 17, 2006

No boobed

When a girl has big boobs and she wears a T-Shirt. Obviously ripping you off of the magnificent cleavage show through low cut T shirts

Guy1: So how'd the date go?

Guy2: She totally no boobed me.

Guy1: Really?

Guy2: Ya she had some epic boobs but wore a collared T instead of something low cut

by Prof.Elm January 12, 2012

Boobs

Two big cherries that are made to get boys aroused

She’s got boobs!

by Kanga Roo 🦘 January 20, 2021