bobit

To screw up a situation.

I told my boss die in a fire and left. But I pulled a total bobit and forgot my motorcyle was still locked in his garage.

by 8nonymous December 9, 2008

bointy

Bointy is synonymous to anything good.
Can be used as noun or adjective.

Bointy weather we're having.
This pizza is bointy.
Stephen is pretty bointy.

by Death_Monster December 15, 2014

Bonitis

An erection. Usually used in conjunction with "a wicked case of". Originally from an episode of Futurama, it has been adapted in such a way to describe one's own wood.

Did you see how short that girl's skirt was? Damn, she gave me a wicked case of bonitis.

by robotsinmyhead October 14, 2004

brian boitano

The guy who steals your ass spoone if you get really drunk.

"BRAIN BOITANO STOLE MY ASS SPOONE!"
yup, he's smashed

by anti February 9, 2005

bobit

A parasitic organism. Similar to the common leach. Often found attached to the anus of various waterfoul.

Jesus christ look at the size of the bobit on that ducks ass!

by Anonymous July 13, 2003

boiio

A group of fuckbag friends that think they're superior to everyone around them.

Boiio bash tonight! No girls are invited from our school unless we personally invite you!

by ctitties August 17, 2016

Bointep.

A word used to confuse people, often said to teachers when they ask for homework.

"John did you bring your homework?"
"WHAT?! BOINTEP?"

by downy September 24, 2003