Blitz

A classic 1980's punk band.

We fight to live, we live to fight, we don't give a shit, what's wrong or what's right!

by Cyrus K March 28, 2004

Blister

Someone who is a pain in the ass (ie: skutch ). Usually in reference to comments that said person makes; which are designed to be agitating for the amusement of the blister.

"Matt, you're such a blister."

by The Blister January 12, 2009

Blitz

Doing a girl doggy style in front of a closet door with your buddy behind the door. When climaxing, yell "BLITZ!" and have your buddy come out of the closet and tackle the girl.

Football player 1: YES...YES...OOOOOOO! BLITZ! BLITZ!

Cheerleader: What the fuck!?

Football player 2: BLITZ! *BAM*

by Lucky Sumbitch October 2, 2008

Shit Blister

A particularly noxious form of anal wart, caused by the painful excretion of a bristled, scaborous bowel movement.

Stan took a foam donut everywhere so he could take the pressure off his shit blister when he sat.

by Larry Sanders December 7, 2004

Blistering Bull

When a man's sexual reproductive tool is bruised and battered after some rough loving, he now has the dreaded "Blistering Bull". Most often caused by extended dry humping. Very painful, limits your sexual use for a few days, but usually comes with a good story.

"Man so I hooked up with that one chick, and let me tell you: crazy night! I mean it was wild and rough. But I woke up sore this morning, and looked down, and to my horror, sure enough, I had a big red Blistering Bull!

by Ken Griffey, Jr. May 18, 2007

Blexter

Receiving cunnilingus or mouth hugs while texting.

I was at a club texting my friend and all of a sudden this girl pulled down my pants and gave me a blexter.

by Bigzlam April 8, 2010

Blitz

A man who has a love of incest, the Oakland Raiders, internet dinosaurs, and seems to have a weight loss issue.

Best used in a shorthand "Blitz" as an adjective or adverb describing an excessively large quantity of something.

"How much Bojangles did you eat last week?"
"Man, I ate a Blitz worth."
"Damn man, hope you feel okay."

by TheSASWiki May 28, 2019