blasted off

To have taken a very large dump; as if one had actually lifted off the toilet seat while taking a massive shit.

"I really had to poop. Blasted off big time..."

by yes juanito yes August 8, 2014

Kelly Blast

When a guy meets another guy on Craigslist and allow him to practice the art of fellacio on his little soldier while the receiver keeps his eyes closed and thinks of a woman to rationalize the homosexuality he was born with.

Yellow: so i think my e-career is ruined.

jbtv: why?

Yellow: i did a quick fast Kelly Blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to Drake.

by Write Flicks July 13, 2010

marble blast

a 3rd person marble game where you control your marble to get through mazes.

Yo i was playing marble blast on the new iMac and its awesome!

by /\/\477 August 22, 2007

Cheekbone blast

The most destructive punch known in existance. If performed correctly it will shatter the object it hits in one strike. Illegal in all forms of Wrestling, UFC, and war. Invented by the Outlaw Cheekbone Fisk, also known as a former Captain of the Elite Pirate force in the Western Hemisphere on the Earth.

My Cheekbone blast will make your face look like melted butter.

by Master Cheekbone July 10, 2006

Anal Blast

1. an energy drink that makes you feel SO GAY! it comes in different flavors such brown eye and penis-alota.

Bob: do you have any Anal Blast?

Bill: yeah, you want some? (pulls down pants)

by tite ass January 14, 2009

Blasting Rope

An exotic way of saying Masturbation

John: Eyy I saw my cousin blasting rope to Midget Porn

Jeff: What's the matter with that ??

by TheL1e November 11, 2018

bum blasted

Taken by surprise and not in a nice way.

We got bum blasted today. Everyone was layed off.

It's April 15th; we're going to get bum blasted today.

by RobbieJ December 24, 2003