bible crumper

A very religious christian who says things like "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" and "We are all filthy sinners!"

I saw a bible crumper shouting "THE LORD WILL PROVIDE!" for 17 hours

by Vandei April 16, 2017

bible trumper

A religious person who blindly follows Donald J Trump without questioning, much the same as a follower of the Bible famously known as a Bible thumper.

“OH the strategic yet scary Soap Opera of the century continues..... He will be miraculously healed by God to reinforce to the religious right bible trumpers that he truly is the chosen one! “

by Randie Blonde October 3, 2020

Bible Pass

When a girl looks so good she qualifies as a bible pass a girl that looks so good you cheat on your wife with and when you come to judgment you get the nod from the big man and he says i aint mad at cha the idea being it would be a sin not to fuck her

Damn look at her that girl is my bible pass i only got one and she my man is it

by Diablo De Azule April 5, 2017

Bible 2

The sequel to "The Bible" which reveals in depth the behind the scenes of how everything we know and love was made

"I studied for my history exam by reading The Bible 2"

by yanopuedecaminar September 23, 2021

Bible 3

Referred to as the third installment of the Bible series this follows Jesus and his now six disciples on their way to kill Harry Potter.

Tom:”I’m bored Larry do you have any good books to read”
Larry:”I Recommend Bible 3 It’s a good standalone book from the original two of the series. It is filled with love ,heartbreak , and Wity Humor.

by A possum possum December 31, 2020

Bible Bots

No Brains. Programmed By The "Bible" in a Literal Sense. Having No Spirit, No Free Will, No Self, No Mind.

Man, some "Bible Bots" knocked on my door and would not shut up about "Knowing Jesus"!

by SKULLYARD March 8, 2013

Laws of the Bible

Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible

Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game

by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 6, 2021