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Battle Flower

The stretched out and inflamed anus of a freshly ass-fucked chic. If it could talk it would be yelling "FEED ME!"
"By the time we were done ass fucking, her Battle Flower was four inches wide and looked like a yawning bulldog that got into a jar of Mayo."
by Klott October 18, 2008
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batter-licker

some one who will only help bake to lick the excess batter
Nic- you are such a batter-licker
by aslifdsiefhdsxoks December 2, 2010
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battery paranoid

What you are if you own an Android device.
"Angela was so battery paranoid about her Droid X that she turned off her Wifi, GPS and automatic syncing."
by singleinthecity704.com November 8, 2011
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Battle Plan

A methodical process of courting a good looking member of the opposite sex.

The duration of a battle plan can range from a week, to a couple of years, depending on the circumstances and the people involved.
John: "I'm going to get her to walk with me to my seminar, to kick start the battle plan."

Paul: "You need to add her on Facebook first."
by VW Kl December 17, 2011
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Battle of the Wits

Used in many improv clubs worldwide to reference an improv topic that takes superior creative thinking and talent to pull off, not a topic like "underwear on your head".
John: Progressive parenting, battle of the wits.
Noah: This is a tough one guys can we do it?
Justin: (pees pants)
by Wayne Bradie December 30, 2011
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battiest

A man who loves marijauna.
Zack loves marijauna he's a battiest!
by Caz123 November 1, 2013
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Battle surfing

When a character in an action movie rides something ridiculous in a surfing manner.
"Elephants, barrels, I have no idea why Peter Jackson constantly has Legolas battle surfing"
by Headexpl0dy April 19, 2015
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