Beating your meat

Touching your penis in a very sexual way like if you were a porn star

John: dudeee, you take a lonnng time to answer my texts, are you beating your meat?
Jake: no I’m losing my v-card stop texting and calling me
Also John: you wish haha

by Matha_fakka666 November 11, 2018

Beating Off

When you're doing something musically and accidental get off beat.

Tim: "*1-2, 1-2, 1--2*"
Jon: "Wow Tim, you're really beating off!"

by B Talented January 13, 2008

Wife Beating

An event in which 2 or more people drive around in a second or third generation Pontiac Tans-Am or Chevy Camaro wearing wife beaters and aviators. This event typically involves listening to loud 1980's rock music and various types of careless driving.

Person 1: "Hey, do you want to go wife beating tonight?"
Person 2: "Sure i'll go fire up my Camaro"

by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011

"Beating the Flush"

When a guy (usually drunk) goes to the toilet, and flushes the chain before he's actually finished and tries to "Beat the Flush"

Jon - Whoa dude, i just missed out on "Beating the Flush".

Fred - Bummer dude....

by Cat Funt February 11, 2009

Benatini

a cocktail of any variety mixed with Benadryl to increase the impact of the drink

I ordered a regular vodka martini (no olives), then added a cap-ful of Benadryl (grape flavor - YUM!) to make a Benatini. I drank it, and then I woke up here. Where am I?

by hmcdesq May 14, 2010

beating oreos

When one gives their significant other an orgasm. Therefore beating Oreos, the most orgasmic cookie ever.

Dude! She was so good last night, she was beating oreos.

by Oreofreak150 January 16, 2011

Behavioral Trinity

The 3 main pillars of the Human Behavior Model. They consist of a humans Internal Representation, External Physiological Representation, and Linguistic Representation and Interpretation.

Notice this clients Behavioral Trinity, their body language, words and focus tell me that they are incongruent and need to be supported.

by justdug February 5, 2012