beaver damming

Female version of cock blocking.

I was trying to hook up with that cute guy at the bar, but Lori keeps beaver damming me.

by greenmonstahmsn.com October 21, 2013

beavers / castors

1) Simple yet smart rodent found in the Canadian wilderness, known for its buck-teeth, waffle tail and its ability to build dams;
2) Canada's national animal - noble little dude that he is;
3) Team of ultimate players in Vancouver Canada, aka. "Screaming Beavers Ultimate Club". They known for their quick wit, trash talk, vulgar songs, made-up for with their mediocre play and great sportsmanship.
4) "castors" is French for "beavers", after all it is a bilingual country.

Hey, those beavers sure can throw the disc!

by Stephane (aka Summy) May 6, 2005

Beaver shift

When a beaver goes out to collect wood during the day and when the sun goes down a different beaver comes out to collect wood and take the first beavers place.

When is my beaver shift?
Is the next beaver shift soon?

by [e-mail] September 3, 2016

fried beaver

The act of Smacking a hooker over the head and gang banging her

My buddy invited me over for some fried beaver!

by Redneck Riddler September 20, 2017

beaver grease

It is a culmination of breast sweat that drips down to the belly button and mixes with the button lint then slides down to the crevices between the thighs and vagina and pools in the asshole then is absorbed into the underwear.

The beaver grease is so thick you could spread it onto toast.

by yuba gold July 3, 2012

beaver tennis

the act of performing cunnilingus to two women at the same time; the head of the 'giver' turns left & right, as in a tennis game

wow! that 3-way last night was great! I played Beaver Tennis with those two girls & almost wrenched my neck!

by judah maccabee August 13, 2008

Beaver mullet

When the taint is extra hairy and possesses a rat tail like quality that resembles a mullet around the vulva.

Man, I went down on this chick yesterday and her beaver mullet tickled my chin.

by Jedifmoney September 23, 2016