open vagina

very gapped vagina that no one wants

open vagina

by justin_88888 December 13, 2014

Open mic

When you get a bad hand job and the girl pulls your dick skin so tight, that it makes your dick hole open wide like it’s screaming.

Dude! My dick hole won’t close because my girlfriend went all open mic on me.

by 2 fat guys! June 23, 2019

Open sesame

Is somebody with a speech impediment and who has a habit of speaking in the third person, trying to say "open says me!"

"I can't figure out how to open this magical door!"

"Doode, they say 'n open sesame"

by Russian Niki March 27, 2020

Open Season

A Fucking Hilarious Animated Movie Starring Martin Lawrence(Boog) and Ashton Kutcher(Elliot)

Boog, a domesticated grizzley bear with no survival skills, has his perfect world turned upside down when he meets Elliot, a scrawny, fast-talking mule deer. They join forces to unite the woodland creatures and take the forest back into nature's control!

Open Season is Hilariously Witty And Absolutely Entertaining!

- Film Advisory Board

by Seagulls of Satan September 25, 2008

opening act

when a dude sticks his pointer finger in a chicks vagina and his ring finger and pinky in her butt.

usually happens when the chick wants to take it up a level from the "shocker" following the "opening act" comes the"show stopper"

by alwaysgone November 9, 2009

Opening ceremony

When you have to lube a finger and put it in your ass before using it.

I have to commence an opening ceremony before I shit or it will tear me apart.

by Ophinaut October 7, 2021

Open relationship

It's simple enough, if you seal up the leaks, your relationship will be airtight again, it wont be open.

Not everything needs to be loosened in life, things fall apart that way. An open relationship is one of them.

by Solid Mantis October 7, 2020