Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read

A stoned little ginger who is very good at not passing exams. Has a homosexual brother who many fear is passing the "Fag" virus to himself.

Battery Gay Brother Falure Can't Read, you spastic

by Captain OCD October 30, 2022

BATTERY LOW

When you're having sex and literally about to nut, but you feel your body giving up failing. A common side effect is the screaming of the words "BATTERY LOW" followed by your partner yelling back "Char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE".

Cayde: Argh fuck BATTERY LOW!
Mara: Don't worry babe! char-char-ch-ch-charging battery. CHARGING COMPLETE"
Cayde: Let's get this shit

by Silly sausage January 29, 2022

How battery

How battery, how to ask your phone’s battery or your mother’s (anyone’s) mental energy.

“How battery are you today after that breeding session with McHottie?”

by glxcious January 19, 2024

battery acid spagetti

cut up sour stips cooked in monster energy drink.
dont do this

person 1: I tried battery acid spagetti today.
person 2: How was it.
person 1: dont do this

by the March 18, 2024

Dome Battery

When you share screenshots with your friends on social media and they notice that your phone battery is in the red.

Person A: Check out this conversation I had with this fool.
Person B: Damn, homie. You got that dome battery!

by ThatDudeChris June 4, 2020

Irish Battery

Shoving a potato up someones ass.

Old Jimmy Mcgill was feeling a lil tired so Seamus overthere gave him an Irish Battery and now hes filming season 6.- Jack Murphy

by Fucku Biden September 9, 2021