The creamy coloured stain that is on the gusset of females underwear.The stain is the result of one or various expulsions from the orifice known by numerous names, here my favourite shall be used. The cunt can have anything from lady juice,cum and various other things leaking. The residue that dries on the gusset is pants batter.
by In A Rut February 17, 2024

by getmehame June 21, 2021

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.
"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol
by Mradhd February 8, 2019

by Craig Bennett October 4, 2006

A naieve baby hooker that dates a well-known douchebag just to get props for doing so and walks away with nothing
...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
"After giving him my virginity & 3 weeks of dating the only thing i am walking away with is Battered Sluts Syndrome."
by yesididjustgothere309 December 21, 2012

The Batter-sea pinner is the act of being able to pin yourself with your own car and run yourself over
by NRP WELLAND July 4, 2023

The act of doing someone so hard from behind that their head is pushed through the headboard of the bed or the drywall if their is no headboard
by Jeffro lineguy May 8, 2018
