Battering

He’s gonna get a battering

Shut up before I batter you
by Tilldog May 08, 2021
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Samoan pancake batter

A term for ejaculent
She splatched her samoan pancske batter ALL OVER THE PLACE after i tongue blasted her fartbox samoan pancake batter
by Fudgedragon2005 April 11, 2018
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The banter batter

The guy/girl in your cricket team that bats 8 or 9 and doesn't bowl. They are purely in the side because they bring good banter despite their on field form indicating they should be 2 grades lower. Their main purpose is to keep the rare unit in the 3s out of the 2s.
John has been picked in the side as the banter batter.

He is a great banter batter, scores and tells great stories.
by Schnoodle Lewis October 16, 2019
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fart batter

Is normally when a build up of gas finally erupts from the anus. It shoots the dingle berries that have been collecting in the anal hairs. This reactions causes it to splatter on the draws like a gooey batter.
Tom:”Hey guys! Call a table for one! The fart batters on me!”
Drake:”That’s disgusting dumb!”
by ScreamingOwl February 05, 2024
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whale batter

Dude, did you see Chad get dosed with that whale batter?
by Thor Lebowski May 28, 2019
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Batter coated orgasm

I ate a deep fried Mars bar. I had a batter coated orgasm then died of heart failure but got a massive load off. It was worth it.
by MarsBarBoy February 11, 2011
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batter flaps

flat round breakfast food served with maple syrup.
sometimes refered to as pancakes.
These batter flaps are delicious!
by Binkley11 February 08, 2010
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