You take a girl paragliding and instead of giving her a parasail you throw her off the gliff, glide down and safe her from certain death and proceed to fuck her in the air.
Guy: Hey wanna go parasailing?
Girl: ooh that sounds exciting, can we try the batman boner?
Guy: ehh i did that last weekend, my penis has to recover
Girl: ooh that sounds exciting, can we try the batman boner?
Guy: ehh i did that last weekend, my penis has to recover
by iamtdean October 6, 2011
Get the Batman Boner mug.When a person has so many gadgets on his/her belt (usually his) that they look like Batman. gadget can include Blackberry, pager, cell phone, tools, keys, flashlight ...
Bob has to carry a pager for work now . With his cell phone and Leartherman on his belt he totally looks like he has the Batman syndrome.
by gregounours October 16, 2009
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1. To have someone disappear from you in a manner in which they can neither be seen nor heard. This often done when someone has been speaking looks away and finds that you are no longer in the area.
2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you
2. When someone uses their logic knowledge of your behavior/weaknesses and detective skills to either claim victory in a fight or obtain some sort of advantage over you
1. Harvey Dent: So how are you gonna get him back any
(sees Batman has left)
Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.
Harvey Dent has been Batmanned
2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.
Steven: How'd ou get my password
Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name
Steven: What the fuck
Kenny: You've been Batmanned
(sees Batman has left)
Jim Gordon: Yea he does that.
Harvey Dent has been Batmanned
2. Kenny:Steven I just hacked your I-phone.
Steven: How'd ou get my password
Kenny: I typed in your girlfriend Lexi's name
Steven: What the fuck
Kenny: You've been Batmanned
by SuperSaiyan5 October 21, 2012
Get the Batmanned mug.A man who will only whip his dick out in the dark. (It comes out at night like a bat) Whether it's for sexual reasons or just to catch a breeze, this organ stays hidden during the daylight.
by Brian Zard April 24, 2014
Get the Batman mug."The Batman Solution" is code for an act of swift and shadowy violent vigilantism against a perpetrator of a crime or wrong that the law is insufficient or unable to deal with. The severe beat down of the perp results in society's collective satisfaction.
"Wow, did you hear what Joe Blow did to his girlfriend's little kids?"
"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".
"Yeah, but the cops let him off. Time for the Batman Solution".
by Dank Salmon September 9, 2016
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(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues
(Noun) A rich man with a bat fetish, who also happens to be furry and a paedophile, with both mommy and daddy issues
by Defnotacult July 6, 2023
Get the Batman mug.The act of hopping threw someone's window wearing a DC outfit and have sex with everyone while also juggling chainsaws, but everyone must be asleep.
by Succ9001 April 1, 2019
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