The theory that the human population is kept in check by bats. Bats eat the excess children, slowing the rate at which the world's population takes up all space available on the planet. Thanks to bats, humans can survive on this planet a little longer.
The quote, "20 Million kids are eaten by bats every second," by Penny Arcade succinctly defines Bat Theory.
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by Xndr March 14, 2007
When Jason used pumice soap to jack off, Jill walked in and exclaimed, "That's about as fucked up as a football bat you bad mamma jamma!"
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by Kat E. Gory May 21, 2004
The batsignal is an alert put forth by Magic Online users to alert other users of scammers in the classifieds section. It is generally put up by a disgruntled member in spite after they have been scammed. It is also the signal used in the popular Batman movies to receive Batman's attention.
You're the scourge of the earth and you don't deserve to live" "Cheers for the tix brah, don't put up the bat signal!
by BODSKATESH August 06, 2011