Basketball Jones

Dad

Basketball jones is my dad

by cladymore74 August 29, 2019

basketball

An American variation on the English girls' sport of netball. Netball is somewhat challenging as it places an emphasis upon throwing accuracy by forcing participants to stay on the spot in which they take possession of the ball. These rules were relaxed to allow the less-skilled-than-English-girls American players to run with the ball.

Chap number one: What-ho, Jeremy! The Yanks are playing netball!
Chap number two: Goodness, no, Cedric, that is one of their sports, they call it basketball - look, no gals and the rules are relaxed!
Chap number one: Bless their cotton socks.

by The Archdruid of Mercia May 20, 2009

Basketball

Sex synonym

My hobby is basketball

by Thomas.Vas February 28, 2009

St. John's Basketball

Game involving throwing jellybeans into someone's outstretched anus.

Eating jellybeans after a game of St. John's Basketball is not recommended.

by billthecat November 27, 2012

basketball height

Someone's "basketball height" is their height plus a couple inches to make themselves feel better. Also means what they'd claim to be if they were in the NBA

Joe was 5'5", but he told everyone he was 5'7". That was just his basketball height.

by Downvoting Victim June 5, 2012

Irish basketball

A redhead giving a blow job, the red haed bobbing up and down looks like a basketball bouncing.

Sheila loved to go down -- deepthroat, a real Irish basketball star

by mrmott February 2, 2009

Basketball Hoop

1)A girl too ugly to mess with behind the scenes.
2)An ugly girl thats annoying enough to make you wanna commit suicide.
Also see Rock and Park Bench.

Random Person: (Laughing) "So what happened with you and that Basketball hoop?"
Yourself: "I kicked that annoying hoochie out of my house becuz she was annoying the crap out of me"

by Aries of STARS May 24, 2007