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Butthole Banjo

When a person has a string tied to their big toe and the other on to a butt plug inserting the butt plug in their anus, and proceeding to play a one string melody while they pleasure themselves.
“I was astounded after walking in on Johnny playing the Butthole Banjo in my bathroom.”
by Butthole Banjo Wizard November 22, 2020
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butthole batter

A juicy crust built up over time in the crack of a slaves ass used to batter dick with
At the down town dinner served for the special meal deal on the grade A menu was butthole battered dick for all the dirty freaky homosexuals, bysexual , and of course the ladies, enjoy!
by Varrdg November 17, 2017
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bummer in the butthole

V1. When something wrong or unfortunate happens.

V2. An anal experience gone wrong.
V1. “I spilled my beer all over myself. It was a real bummer in the butthole.”

V2. “That guy from my tinder date was a real bummer in the butthole last night.”
by Lil’ dickie February 2, 2018
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dripping butthole

When doing anal, cum drips out of your butthole
Man,I had a major.dripping butthole.last night!
by 69bigballs69 January 23, 2016
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slack butthole

A butthole that has seen its share of action, thus being no longer taut. Rather, the butthole has become loose and has a larger circumference than it previously had.

Anatomically, the anal sphincter is unaffected and remains tight, while the butthole has some 'slack'.

Metaphorically, think of the butthole as a collar of a t-shirt, and a slack butthole as a 'bacon collar' due to constantly expanding and contracting.
Ben, how was that girl last night?

Gosh Brian, after she plowed my anus with a strap-on, I think I have a permanently slack butthole. So she was great.
by fgwg2 December 3, 2015
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Butthole tag

Five people are in a restricted area and is a full (butthole) grabbing free for all until there is only one individual who did not submit by leaving the play area (really intense game) #roleplay
Man lets play butthole tag no homo. I hope my anus deos not bleed from playing butthole tag
by Sharknadomaster November 24, 2018
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Butthole Complex

When you see or hear yourself in a video or audio clip and you begin to implode inward into a black hole of cringe.
Oh god, is that how I sound? I'm experiencing some major Butthole Complex.
by JustSamj December 14, 2021
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