turkey-buff

Rubbing ones testicles after being stretched into the shape of a turkeys neck

Man, i had good turkey buff today.
I watched some chick on porn getting gang banged and stretched my balls out like a football so they were turkey-buffed

by SARCHANGELUS September 1, 2018

Buff Boudishan

A Caucasian male, usually (but not always) from the US state of Louisiana, who possesses higher than average levels of testosterone. Buff boudishans, or "ruff roudishan" or simply "boudishan" for short, are known to inject anabolic steroids on a regular basis, drink heavy amounts of alcohol, pick unnecessary fights at bars, "hook up" with other people's girlfriends, have tattoos, and/or make grunting noises with other buff boudishans out in public.

There's no way I'm going to Westlake. Way too many buff boudishans out there, it's scary!

by Bossman Blanchard January 7, 2014

shittle buff

when you mess something up and dont care.

guy 1-Dude u just backed into that guys car.

guy 2- Whatever dude that shittle buff.

girlfriend- I told you not to put it in that hole it hurts!

boyfriend- Ahh whatever that shittle buff.

by that one guy jr June 29, 2010

head buff

another word for blowjob/fellatio

Marta made Johnny's tip glow after giving a detailed head buff.

by Johnson Banger January 22, 2009

buff claw

A mythical body part which incorporates a penis, and a nail not unlike a fingernail, that grows forth from and over the top of the head of the penis.

Young Dale was sent to the principal's office, and subsequently suspended, for unapologetically drawing a buff claw in art class.

by dadafari January 17, 2010

buff the snail

buffing the snail, v., is the act of rigorously stimulating the clitoris. it is derived from the hand/wrist motion of theoretically "buffing" the shell of a snail, when in reality, you are rubbing a clit.

"I'm home alone. I'm really gonna buff the snail tonight."

by rockinrollbuttercup69420 July 8, 2016

Buff a ho

When a player hits the strip club and "Buffs A Ho" with his cash. May refer specifically to the act of dropping bills on a stripers ass, essentially buffing the area as it passes.

Watch me in the club while I buff a ho.

by tbonics April 18, 2016