by Son of a Sea Snake June 25, 2024
A reference to the sitcom, “The Office”; particularly, S2 Ep22.
IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.
Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)
- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.
-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.
- plus accuracy points if:
• you were drunk during the confession
• they’re a coworker
• they were engaged
• you told it to someone unreliable,
• your boss
• you broke up your current relationship
• It took place on a literal night cruise
IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.
Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)
- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.
-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.
- plus accuracy points if:
• you were drunk during the confession
• they’re a coworker
• they were engaged
• you told it to someone unreliable,
• your boss
• you broke up your current relationship
• It took place on a literal night cruise
- Man, man, man. I can’t believe it.
- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .
- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.
- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .
- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.
by Brob August 16, 2022
by Ereck Flowers November 13, 2018
also known as, laying down a booze mattress
eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.
you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.
you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.
omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.
omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
by boooogeface May 11, 2013
A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol
by Takethepissoutofshaun June 26, 2017
1. lacking sufficient funds to live at a standard considered comfortable or normal in a society.
2. when you become dirt poor and cant go band for band with anyone because you never saw the bag.
2. when you become dirt poor and cant go band for band with anyone because you never saw the bag.
example 1
Fred: “yo whats that smell in here?
Tyler: “sorry man i cant afford my water bill rn im completely boozed out”
example 2: “yo ass a booz”
Fred: “yo whats that smell in here?
Tyler: “sorry man i cant afford my water bill rn im completely boozed out”
example 2: “yo ass a booz”
by OG Fred August 22, 2023
Finding out the day after what events occurred during the heavy drinking of the night before and of which the person now has booze-generated amnesia.
Example: the first text message of the day: “oh god, did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news”
by thewordfarmer January 13, 2018