Booze Mayonnaise

Another term for hair product you might use in jail or prison.
"I don't want to end up in prison, showering with other men and using booze mayonnaise on my hair."
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Booze Cruise

A reference to the sitcom, “The Office”; particularly, S2 Ep22.

IMDb plot summary: The Dundee Mifflin staff go on a mandatory “booze cruise” to hear Michael give a motivational talk.

Spoilers!: The major turning point of this episode is that Roy announces to his long-term fiancé, Pam, and her coworkers, an official date for their wedding. Disheartened, an intoxicated Jim (who is secretly in love with his coworker, Pam.) confesses his love for her to Michael Scott, their unreliable manager. Also, in the same episode, Jim broke up with his now-ex girlfriend, Katie (S1 Ep6. She’s the “Hot Handbag Girl”)

- this verb slang refers to the imitation of Jim’s actions during that episode.

-To confess your love for someone to someone else, when it feels like you’ve completely lost your opportunity to be with them.

- plus accuracy points if:

• you were drunk during the confession

• they’re a coworker

• they were engaged

• you told it to someone unreliable,

• your boss

• you broke up your current relationship

• It took place on a literal night cruise
- Man, man, man. I can’t believe it.

- Calm down, bro. What happened?
- I committed a Booze Cruise :( .

- WHAT? LMAO! You are so dumb, a hopeless romantic 😭.
-I KNOW.
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booze cruise

A ride somebody give you because you are too inebriated to drive anywhere safely or legally.
My friend gave me a booze cruise home. He told me later. Thank God I got home safely!
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booze mattress

also known as, laying down a booze mattress

eating a ton of 'drinking food' (pizza, burgers, fries, etc) that will soak up the booze before a night of drinking, or day drinking, if that's what you're into.

you can lay down a booze mattress AFTER a night of drinking too
hey michelle, what are you doing?
-I'm at the pub, laying down my booze mattress before the kegger tonight.
sweet. i'll be right there.

omg michelle, what a crazy night, what happened last night?
-ugh, i can't remember. let's go lay down a booze mattress at the diner and figure it out.
bloody mary, here we come.
by boooogeface May 11, 2013
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Booze gumps

A bodily function in which an external text can have an unconscious effect on oneself causing a physical inherent protect on the skin. Forming ridges and causing hair to stand up, paired with the heightened emotions due to alcohol
shaun is no longer able to experience booze gumps due to his stunted tolerance
by Takethepissoutofshaun June 26, 2017
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Booz

1. lacking sufficient funds to live at a standard considered comfortable or normal in a society.

2. when you become dirt poor and cant go band for band with anyone because you never saw the bag.
example 1
Fred: “yo whats that smell in here?

Tyler: “sorry man i cant afford my water bill rn im completely boozed out

example 2: “yo ass a booz
by OG Fred August 22, 2023
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Booze news

Finding out the day after what events occurred during the heavy drinking of the night before and of which the person now has booze-generated amnesia.
Example: the first text message of the day: “oh god, did I really snog him last night?! That’s bad booze news
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