The act of sending unsolicited texts that are not answering a question, making a request, have an obvious response, any response would seem pointless, or are otherwise considered pointless by the recipient. These are texts that serve no two-way-communication-purpose and seem to be just informing you of something that requires no further action or response.
Texter 1: I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.
Texter 2: man, quit text blogging me
Texter 1: I just wanted to say I'm eating breakfast.
Texter 2: Good for you.
by catsgotmytongue May 27, 2011
To purposely falsify ones own age, for the express purpose of enticing the opposite sex. Average age reduction is 6-8 years, and this phenomenon is most commonly found on internet dating sites.
Girl 1: Did you see CamaroLover87? I can't believe he's only 28
Girl 2: I saw that guy the other day buying a Toto cd. He's 28 in blog years
Girl 2: I saw that guy the other day buying a Toto cd. He's 28 in blog years
by SherktheJerk May 18, 2011
This post is back-blogged from the future.
by TallSkinnyKiwi April 27, 2004
That nauseated, there-is-no-hope feeling, that comes on after reading blogging that doesn't exactly cover the medium in glory.
Q: "Hey, man, haven't seen you post to the blogs in the last few days".
A: "Yeah. I had a research paper to do on Christian blogs, and I've still got a pretty bad case of mal de blog.
A: "Yeah. I had a research paper to do on Christian blogs, and I've still got a pretty bad case of mal de blog.
by Kurt Hagadakis February 24, 2010
Someone who has stumbled blindly onto blogging, became quickly obsessed, learned the ropes, and now spends quite a bit of time blogging.
Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Inspired by magazine article: This Trained Monkey Spends Most of Time in His Master’s Workshop (Sep, 1929 Modern Mechanix)
Wow, you are quite a blog monkey! I didn't know you even knew how to blog.
Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
Any blog monkey can write a blog if left alone long enough with a computer!
by THE Martini Mike December 29, 2010
1. When millions of bitches gather together to discuss about anti-vaccination, and will argue over who has the most appropriate 'trim'
2. Related to Facebook, but those who may go onto this shit ass website may be cursed by this gang of Walmart shopping mums.
2. Related to Facebook, but those who may go onto this shit ass website may be cursed by this gang of Walmart shopping mums.
Lil' Timmy: Mom why do we have to go to Walmart?
Karen: To go up to the employee and put it onto my karen-blog while I complain about the manager
Lil' Timmy: oh shii-
Karen: To go up to the employee and put it onto my karen-blog while I complain about the manager
Lil' Timmy: oh shii-
by lophi1 November 04, 2020
A hilarious youtube show featuring Sasha- a character 'blogging' to the world, Alex- a.k.a 'tennis freakshow' who is sashas best friend, Mom- sashas hilariously cool mother , Jamelio- the hawt brother.
In blog frog, sasha tells the world about her 'rate me hot or not' website.
hIlarious show! MUST WATCH
In blog frog, sasha tells the world about her 'rate me hot or not' website.
hIlarious show! MUST WATCH
" did you catch the latest episode of blog frog?"
" wow blog frog sure is the best thing i have EVER seen"
" wow blog frog sure is the best thing i have EVER seen"
by blogfrog July 15, 2008