Blade Blocked 

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

Blade Blocked by Wopalong April 8, 2023

kike-blocked 

When Jews manage to commit heinous crimes in full view of the public but maintain impunity through obstructing justice using their unnaturally large web of connections.

"Jews are openly committing genocide, but they're able to just kike-blocked jail time because ALL of their devoted puppets in the EU, UN, or US are covering for them while they erase the genocide from the media, college campus discussions, history books."

kike-blocked by psusedo January 3, 2024

box-blocked 

When someone won’t share the Dropbox folder with you, that contains the files you need in order to do your job.

“I was going to get the stems and start building the playback session today, but then artist management totally box-blocked me”

box-blocked by UrbeanDictionary93 January 5, 2024

Clot Blocked 

Similar to being cock blocked. But instead of another person interfering with the prospect of coitus,
It is the realisation that the woman has her rags, With blood clots so heavy, even dolmio cant bear to wear that grin.

" Hey Shannan, Did you end up rooting that hot cunt Beezy the other night?

" No, I wish! I really wanted to, but i got clot blocked"

PERSON 1 " Do you reckon Chris rooted that hoT old bird Shannan"
PERSON 2 " Nah ,poor cunt got clot blocked'
PERSON 1 " I didn't think hed let a bit of blood stop him
PERSON 2 " It didnt , He still tried, what a keeper"

Clot Blocked by ShannanD January 10, 2025

doc blocked 

when a buying team can't advance in the sales process because they don't have answers related to evaluating, purchasing, implementation, or training

We want to buy that new tool but we're doc blocked so we'll just push it off to Q4

doc blocked by calamitysam April 16, 2025

getting blocked 

To individually shove a collection of Minecraft blocks up the rectum.

- "F-f-uck s-steve~"
- "Damn yianni are you getting blocked?"
- *"Y-yup a-a-and it feels f-f-ucking a-amazin-g.."

getting blocked by jakeyisop April 25, 2025

Carly Blocked 

Carly Blocked is when one is blocked but only for a short period of time then in unblocked and the person apologizes for blocking them.

Person 1 : wow did she block you? does that mean yall are done?
Person 2 : give it a few hours im just carly blocked.

Carly Blocked by user_173819 June 6, 2025